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No Green Christmas For You! Elderly Couple Caught Transporting 60 Lbs of Weed

THIS is what 60 pounds of weed looks like!

*I’ll bet dollars to donuts nobody saw this one coming. But in the event I’m wrong, there are some pretty unhappy, clear-headed people out there after Ma and Pa Kettle got busted carrying their Christmas presents in the trunk of their Toyota Tacoma.

After being caught going over the center line without signaling, Nebraska deputies pulled over Patrick Jiron, 80, and his wife  Barbara Jiron, 83.

But it was the strong smell of raw marijuana, later revealed as 60 lbs with a net worth of $300,000.00, that really got the couple in trouble.

When questioned, the pair said they were from northern California and were en route to Boston and Vermont.

Pause: You know they were probably thinking no one would suspect an elderly Caucasian couple of transporting weed! 

They obviously never considered the driving part! No word yet on whether a drug test was performed on the driver. Whoever that was.

After admitting to having a trunk filled with weed, and giving the officers permission to search, their claim was confirmed. Continue reading

Uh-Oh! Weed Shortage in Nevada Calls for ‘State of Emergency’ (Watch)

*Well double dang! The new law making recreational weed legal in Nevada hasn’t even settled in good and already its experiencing issues. On July 1st a law passed that allowed people over the age of 21 to just roll on up to their neighborhood dispensary and buy a joint, $10 bag or even as much as an ounce. But now the long lines have threatened the entire weed supply, leaving the industry in dire straits.

?We didn?t know the demand would be this intense,? Al Fasano, co-founder of Las Vegas ReLeaf, said on Tuesday. “All of a sudden you have like a thousand people at the door.?We have to tell people we?re limited in our products.?

I doubt he’s exaggerating.

EAT. SLEEP. SMOKE. REPEAT.

Limited? Not the response “veteran smokers” — OK, potheads from way back, want to hear.

Of course, this probably wouldn’t be getting the attention its getting if the state wasn’t addicted to the tax revenue they expect the pot to bring in. Its anticipated that a 10% tax on sales of recreational pot and a 15% tax on growers will generate tens of millions of dollars a year for schools and the state?s “general fund” reserves.

What’s the general fund money used for again?

This little ditty makes the pending empty shelves a real issue to interested parties even beyond the average weed consumers.

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Burger King Employees Arrested: ‘Can I Get Some Weed With that Shake?’

St. Ignace, Michigan, USA - September 28, 2014: People at a Burger King location in St. Ignace, Michigan.

*Well actually, anyone wanting to buy weed at this particular Burger King had to ask for “extra crispy fries.” No one knows how long the two employees had been running the scheme out of the Burger King Drive-Thru in the small town of Epping, New Hampshire, but?Garrett “Nasty Boy” Norris, 20, and his alleged accomplice?Meagan Dearborn, 19, had allegedly been selling marijuana to anyone who made the request.

Now the two have been charged and are awaiting arraignment.

According to Seacoast Online?an undercover cop rolled up to the window last Saturday and asked if Nasty Boy was working today — a request that had to be made to set the scene for what was to follow. Encouraged to proceed by the affirmative answer, my man ordered his extra crispy fries and proceeded to the pay window. There he got his fries, with a large coffee cup of…you know what.

I’ll bet Gotcha! was his response. Continue reading

4,200 Joints to Be ‘Distributed’ and Smoked 4-Minutes into Trump’s Inauguration

Marijuana buds for sale
Marijuana buds for sale

*Some serious marijuana activists are going all out to ensure the place of marijuana in Donald Trump’s administration. They will be handing out 4,200 joints to the people — for free — to be smoked at exactly 4-minutes and 20 seconds into Trump’s speech.

Hot dang! Even the non-smokers will leave with a contact high!

Let’s hope Trump himself takes a toke of something before he delves into his “Inauguration Speech.” From what he’s shown us of his public speaking prowess, would that really be so bad?

donald-trump-with-joint

Oh hell, why not just have one in-hand DURING the speech!

Let’s face it: A Barack Obama he is NOT.

You might be wondering “what’s the message here?” Especially since the generous givers are not calling this an anti-Trump stance; but a “protest.” Continue reading