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Drunken Frontier Airlines Passenger Arrested: He Pee’d on Seat in Front of Him

Michael A. Haag

*A male passenger on Frontier Airlines Flight 864 from Denver to Charleston, SC, was led away in handcuffs shortly after his flight landed. Witnesses say Michael A. Haag, a 45-year-old white man was drinking on flight  and first grabbed a woman seated next to him.

Emily, a passenger on the flight, described Haag as ?extremely intoxicated? and ?out of his mind.? She said he apparently groped a woman next to him, and said,  ?I hear a woman scream, if this man f?king touches me one more time I?ll f?king kill him,? according to Fox 31 Denver.  

The woman alleged that she saw the man drink two double shots of vodka on the flight.  Haag also verbally assaulted another woman by asking her personal questions about her sexual habits. Continue reading

‘Strangers’ on Delta Flight Caught Having Oral Sex May Face Felony Charges

*Delta flight staff and the authorities alike say a 48-year-old woman and 28-year-old man didn’t even know each other before engaging in oral sex while sitting side by side.

The woman allegedly performed oral sex on the man, police told WDIV-Local 4 in Detroit

Both were flying from Los Angeles, but headed to different states. He was headed to Detroit to catch a connecting flight to Miami; while she was going to catch her connecting flight to Nashville.

How, dare I wonder… or what, dare I ask, preceded this extremely intimate deed — ? 

Hello.

Hey. Can I sit here?

Sure, she says. You’re cute.

Thanks. Blushes. So where ya headed?

My final destination is Nashville. And you?

Oh I’m grabbing a connecting flight in Detroit to Miami.

Their eyes meet.  Continue reading

British Airways Passenger Paid $1,500 to Fly, But His Seat Was Soaked in Pee

*With all the B.S. happening on the airlines these days, crazy ass passengers trying to open airplane doors while the plane is still in the air; passengers being mistreated by airline staff just because they’re Black or have a baby that’s crying…with all that, try being charged nearly $1500 for an 11-hour flight and having to take that ride on a seat soaked in urine.

Oh, I’m just being polite. You are forced to sit in a seat soaked with someone else’s piss!

Talk about a reason to be pissed!

Andrew Wilkinson, 39, told British tabloid the Mirror that when he boarded a recent flight to Cape Town, he immediately noticed a wet stain on his seat which reeked of the yellow stuff.

?I got to my seat and saw that there was a wet patch. It was about the size of two decks of cards laid side by side,? Wilkinson told the paper. ?At first I thought it was water but the smell was so distinct it could only have been urine.?

So check this: he brought the situation to the attention of a stewardess  who was oh so apologetic…

…and that’s all. Continue reading