*Delta flight staff and the authorities alike say a 48-year-old woman and 28-year-old man didn’t even know each other before engaging in oral sex while sitting side by side.
The woman allegedly performed oral sex on the man, police told WDIV-Local 4 in Detroit.
Both were flying from Los Angeles, but headed to different states. He was headed to Detroit to catch a connecting flight to Miami; while she was going to catch her connecting flight to Nashville.
How, dare I wonder… or what, dare I ask, preceded this extremely intimate deed — ?
Hey. Can I sit here?
Sure, she says. You’re cute.
Thanks. Blushes. So where ya headed?
My final destination is Nashville. And you?
Oh I’m grabbing a connecting flight in Detroit to Miami.
Their eyes meet.
Does she then make an offer? Was it he that made a request?
And who, might I ask, stepped up to these two extremely busy people and what did the person say to make themselves known.
A-hem, excuse me, you can’t do that here.
Deep groans. Heavy breathing and a final choral scream.
“Ma’am! Sir! Did you hear what I said!? You CANNOT do THAT here.
As each realize the person is even there, they look embarrassed and mumble something like…
“Oh. Sorry about that.”
One passenger on the flight was not amused and told WDIV-Local 4, “The act within itself is very inappropriate in a public space. There are children. There are families. There are seniors. These things should be respected.”
Another passenger said, “If people will go so far as to disrespect themselves and disrespect you, something should be done.”
While the FBI investigates further, the two horny devils may face felony charges; but in the meantime have been issued citations.
Delta has remained mum on the subject.