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If you’re looking to get your illegal activity on inside a moving vehicle, you may not want to commit the crime in front of a cop driving this new buggy.  It appears that the new police car would blow the doors off it’s predecessor as well as any stupid person who may want to take it to task.  The Knight Rider looking vehicle works from behind as well.  If you think you want to run into the “PI” (Police Interceptor) at top speed from behind, it can take a rear end collision up to 75 mph.  (more…)

The super-size meals we are ordering at McDonald’s may be a large part of the reason behind the furniture industry’s choice to review the size of the merchandise they’re making.  The chairs that we used to refer to as the “Big Man” is about to become the norm.  The airlines began the conversation with some carriers choosing to charge overweight travelers a double fare for double the seat.   (more…)

Ameriquest Mortgage had a series of commercials that were put together by one of the greatest marketing teams in commercials.  Only problem is that while the commercials were ingenious, you completely lose sight of who Ameriquest is and how they connect to the hilarious “situations” you are about to see. (more…)

Monica Conyers

The highly outspoken and sometimes, well, ignant wife of U.S. Representative John Conyers, is heading to the slammer over bribery charges.  Monica Conyers is a city council person who became well known from her antics in the city council chambers.   We’ve written numerous stories on her antics and it is still mind boggling that our beloved John Conyers would be affiliated with her. 

She resigned back in June of 2009 behind bribery charges that she knew would bring federal agents to her doorstep.  She was sentenced (more…)

What’s up y’all?!  Here is the dirt…

Word on the street is that Puff Daddy is full of himself (as I chuckle).  Rumor has it that while at a party in London, he had his flunkies spray his cologne “I Am King” in the crowd of partiers until they gagged.  And as I tell this story…I am gagging. (more…)

Antonio Cromartie, Video model Terricka Cason and her daughter Jordan,4

The NY Jets is now in the business of handing out child support bonuses to bring in new players.  Their newest cornerback, Antonio Cromartie, signed with the team recently and received a $500,000 advance just to get the baby mamas off his ass.  Cromartie comes to the team a fast, strong, young 25-year old fresh out of Tallahassee, Fl., with seven children on his hip. But, the seven have to wait for daddy to come to town on the same trail he made them on. (more…)