Category Archives: Are You Serious?

Woman Caught With Cocaine Package in Her ‘Lady Parts’ at Florida Airport (Video)

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*A woman arriving on a flight from Jamaica landed in South Florida with a package she just knew had its own safe and discreet hiding place. But it didn’t take long for authorities to figure out the woman was hiding drugs – namely cocaine – in her vagina upon her arrival at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport.

KathyAnn Ferguson, 26, was abruptly arrested shortly upon landing at the airport Sunday afternoon, according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office arrest report released Wednesday.

Ferguson, from Hollywood, was charged with cocaine trafficking and later released on $15,000 bond. It was unknown if she has an attorney. Continue reading

Man Arrested for Illegal Pot Possession Tells Cops ‘I’m Denzel Washington’

Justin Lee Seay (L) Denzel Washington (R) Comparison? Naw...
Justin Lee Seay (L) Denzel Washington (R) Comparison? Naw…

 

*Mr. Washington, if you’re reading this, a 21-year-old Tennessee man has obviously got hold of some bad stuff. He wanted officers who arrested him for possessing weed illegally to believe that he was you.

As far as I know, he told them this with a straight face.

But the officers were apparently no dummies. They told Justin Lee Seay of Memphis – and I quote – “You’re not fooling anyone” right before they realized he had also violated his probation on a separate case. Continue reading

Idiot Alert: Criminal Caught Passing Drugs to Co-defendant in Rape Trial

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*Dang! Can people get any dumber? Apparently they can. When a guard smelled weed on a defendant who was headed to jail for a “horrific” group sex attack, he caught sight of 22-year-old David Samuel Crisp handing marijuana to another man on the dock.

Crisp, who was given nine-and-a-half years for the rape, admitted to having the weed in his possession, and got an additional 12-month term at Northampton Crown Court in April.

But three top judges branded him “stupid” at London’s Appeal Court before cutting that sentence in half to six months. Continue reading

Mistaken Welsh Translation Has Cash Machine Offering ‘Free Erections’

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*Hear ye, hear ye! This cash machine has a message for you; but its not the one its makers intended so, never mind. Tesco’s translation blooper offered ‘free erections’ instead of ‘free cash’ at a hole-in-the wall in Wales.

People in the Welsh town of Aberystwyth, where the faulty feature took place, had plenty to laugh about upon seeing it.

The sign should have read ‘arian am ddim’ which means ‘free money’ but instead it read ‘codiad am ddim’ which means free erections. Continue reading

Twins Tie Up and Rob 85-Year-Old ‘Sugar Daddy’ They Met Online

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85-year-old Paul Aronson (left) and 17-year-old Shalaine Foster Photo: (Left) Facebook, (right) Twitter

*Ain’t no fool like an old fool, yes?

Age ain’t nothing but a number is apparently what old dude was hoping for, when he met up with the 17-year-old girl he had met on a sugar-daddy website online.

But when the “date” of this 85-year-old man decided to bring her twin sister along, he should have guessed his original strategy might need to be revised.

He tried to put on the moves, even using his cute little pooch named “Muffins” to help out, according to one attorney. But the sisters had different plans.

They hog-tied him before they robbed him blind, that is. Continue reading

‘You Actin’ Too Darn Grown’ – Daddy Puts 10-Year Old on Blast Big Time

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*Hey, one dads recipe against a potentially greater disaster might not suit all tastes, but he may be on to something that may prove much more effective than a good old fashioned butt-whipping. When he caught his 10-year-old daughter passing herself off online as a teenager, he not only went ballistic – he jumped into action. She may not be smiling now – as evidenced in the photos above – but she’s safe.

So much has changed over the years, and much of it is the result of technology. With the touch of a button and a wee bit of imagination, your message, true or false, can reach millions.

In this new viral universe, a wallflower can be the most popular guy in school. A woman can be the most handsome man in the world; and a child in elementary school can now be a teenager…without actually going through the development process.

Oh yeah, about that… Continue reading

Neighbor Shoots & Kills Teen for Laughing at His Misfortune (Video)

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*A teenage boy was shot and killed by an Indiana man who knocked on his door to ask if he had any info on a burglary that was committed at his home nearby.

When the kid burst out laughing, instead of giving information, the man went home, got his gun, and came back and shot the youngsternine times.

He died in front of his mother in the living room.

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NYPD Kills Man Who Struck Group of Officers With A Hatchet in NYC (Video)

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*A man said to be fed up with the way police are treating African Americans went up to a group of police officers in Jamaica, Queens and struck two of them with a hatchet.

One officer was struck in the arm, and the other in the head.

The other officers opened fire, killing the man instantly. They also struck a female bystander accidentally.

Witnesses described the chaotic and horrific scene to CBS news media – telling them that the man pulled a hatchet from a backpack and as one officer tried to speak with him, he attacked. Continue reading