Category Archives: Are You Serious?

New York Times Admits Trump Presidency Would Be ‘Disastrous!’ (And Here’s Why!)

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump gestures and declares "You're fired!" at a rally in Manchester, New Hampshire, June 17, 2015. (Dominick Reuter/Reuters)
Can you just see your NEXT PRESIDENT doing THIS? ANYwhere?

*Let me start with a disclaimer: I’m not even gonna front: I am probably the least political person out there. But at the same time and in the same breath I have always been a deep thinker; not afraid to speak my mind or give my opinion, which makes my being a writer no mistake. So when I sat front and center to watch the 1st presidential debate on Monday between Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton and Republic nominee Donald Trump, I did so against my liking, but knew that eventually I would have to hunker down and come to terms with the fact that, if you’re going to vote (and I am) you’d better sit your ass down and tune in to what these two candidates are actually saying.

Let it be known that I, not unlike many faced with making a choice in THIS election, am not head over heels about either candidate. I know that many people are voting for Hillary Clinton because they liked Bill. And many are voting for Donald Trump because they hate Obama.

It’s downright scary how frivolous and cavalier people given the power to vote have the potential to be…Kind of like many of the people given a badge and a gun.

Dead means gone forever.

Generally, by now, I have a clear-cut favorite . And if hate wasn’t such a strong word, I’d probably use it towards ‘The Donald.’ I knew immediately I would never respect a presidency he led. Actually, I thought his interest in running was a joke at first, and it was only after he was actually nominated that I realized it was not.

Ugh. On every level. Still. Continue reading

12-Year-Old Girl Takes Cops on 126Mph Chase in Grandma’s Car (Watch)

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*Forgive me. This may not be the newest story on the block, but boy is it a hum-dinger! Texas cops didn’t know what hit ’em, pun intended, when they realized the car they were chasing down the highway at warp speed was being driven by a 12-year-old. The girl, who also had her 7-year-old sister in tow, had stolen grandma’s car.

Amazed at her skill behind the wheel, officers saw the girl weaving in and out of traffic; even driving the wrong way down a highway, and at the end of it all she had only scraped two cars along the way.

No crashes. No head-on collisions. No T-bones. Nothing

And wait until you hear where Missy was going in such a hurry. Continue reading

Watch: No Shame! Woman Walks in on Burglars Having Sex on Her Couch!

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*As if burglarizing this woman’s property weren’t enough, these brazen thieves weren’t even in a hurry to leave. After neighbors claim they saw people taking bins of clothing out of Jamie Barnes’ South Memphis, Tennessee apartment, Barnes returned home from a short trip and found a man and woman on her couch having sex!

You can just feel Barnes’ frustration as she speaks to  the media following the incident.

“It’s horrible in there. It’s absolutely horrible in there. It’s like they just had a big old nasty party,” Barnes told WREG-TV. “Walk in and they’re having sex on my couch. I pick up my broom, I wanted to hit that man so bad.”

Barnes said when she chased the man out of her house, he kept saying, “I don’t know nothing,” over and over.

Correction fool, you know you weren’t supposed to be there!

And as much as I can feel her anger, and share in it, I can’t help but giggle when she describes how the woman, still on her couch, tried to cover herself, using HER CLOTHES!

“She tried to grab one of my dresses and put it on and I snatched it from her ― ‘What are you trying to do?’”  Continue reading

Clinton Wins Monday’s Presidential Debate While Trump Earns a Timeout

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*The biggest political nightmare of Hillary Clinton’s lifetime could have occurred last night.  During the first of three scheduled presidential debates, a different Donald Trump could have showed up:  measured, informed, poised, articulate, and ready for the Oval Office.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  AAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!

I joined an estimated 100 million people to view what is projected to have been the most watched presidential debate ever.  And its spectacle rivaled Ringling Bros.

Trump managed to hold it together for about 10 of the 90 minute, uninterrupted broadcast, although he gave viewers a hint of the misogyny he’d bring to the White House.  After referring to Hillary as “Secretary Clinton,” he condescendingly said “Is that OK?  I want you to be happy.  It’s very important to me.”

Trump started by trying to attract voters in states like Michigan, Ohio and Pennsylvania who are frustrated by the loss of manufacturing jobs.  He sounded almost semi-literate, but he quickly devolved into…Donald Trump. Continue reading

‘Completely Intact Skeleton’ of Son Found in This Elderly Mother’s Home

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*Whew. I need a minute and be forewarned,  you might too. The article you are about to read may easily be mistaken for a scene from an Alfred Hitchcock film detailing something Norman Bates-style. But alas, it’s not. Here goes: A fully intact skeleton, still wearing clothes, was found on the second floor of a woman known to be a hoarder.

The “body” may have been there for as long as 20 years, according to NYPD.

The real-life discovery was made by accident on September 15 by Josette Buchman, the sister-in-law of Rita Wolfensohn, an elderly woman who resides in the Midwood section of Brooklyn. Buchman had gone to the home to pick up mail and some of the woman’s belongings to take to her in the hospital.

Wolfensohn is legally blind. The skeletal remains were of her son.

Authorities say there is a good chance she didn’t even know the dead man was in the house.

Good lawd!

Police sources told The New York Post that the “completely intact” skeleton was dressed in jeans, socks and a shirt, lying on its back on a thin mattress on the floor. Continue reading

‘All I Could See Was Someone’s Son’ Woman Saves Boy from Attempted Suicide

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*Kate Pierini Debernardi  had just come from dinner with her son. She decided to check her emails while they waited for the BART train. But then her son yelled, “Mom! Someone just jumped down on the tracks!”

“I looked up to see a shirtless black youth on the tracks … mumbling incoherently,” Kate wrote on Facebook.

Do you see what all of the hatred in this world is doing to our youth?  Continue reading

Michelle Obama ‘Hugs George W. Bush’…And Hilarious Photoshop Edits Spring Up on Social Media (Photos)

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*Let’s just call this The hug felt around the world. Michelle Obama, who will go down in history as capturing a beauty we haven’t seen in a First Lady since….sound of crickets while I think…since…Ok maybe Jackie Kennedy on a certain level, has got to have the biggest heart. At the opening of the Smithsonian’s National Museum of African American History and Culture, saw former President George W. Bush, and gave him a hug.

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Can we all just take a sec and say, “Aww…”

But of course such a gesture may have temporarily overshadowed the significance of Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture as Internet avengers rushed to their editing pages to create their own photoshop edits of the gesture; which had been captured by former chief White House photographer David Hume

And you’ve got to admit, some of the photos are humorous indeed. Like the one above showing the face of Republican presidential nominee, Donald Trump, replacing the Bush photo.

Others have the “photo editors” creating pictures that re-imagine Bush as a sleeping baby…

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House Used as Harry Potter’s Home in Film Series up for Sale

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*Attention Harry Potter fans!  You’ll want to move quickly if you want to own a piece of film history.  The house used as the exterior in the original Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone film is for sale!

The current asking price is a cool $616,000 — but that may change soon.

“The original plan was to take this property to market without using any reference to Harry Potter,” real estate agent Paul Bosanko said.  But since news of the property’s connection to the movie got out, interest has increased sharply, “and that may or may not influence the final price that we achieve at this property,” he said.

Translation:  the price is going up quick and in a hurry.  

The three-bedroom house is in Bracknell, a town about 30 miles west of London.  While the home was used in the original movie, a studio set based on the house was built for later installments of the eight-film series.

Real estate agency Chancellors says the house “has recently undergone complete renovation to an extremely high standard.”  But yes — as I know you’re wondering just as much as I am — THE HOUSE STILL HAS A CUPBOARD UNDER THE STAIRS! Continue reading