Category Archives: Are You Serious?

Bizaar! African Woman Claims Her Baby ‘Instantly Transformed’ Into Full-Grown Man’


*Coming straight out of Africa, The Daily Observer reports  a story about the son of a 16-year-old woman who has made history in what has to be called the weirdest tale ever!

Lorpu Kollie, the mother of just recently former infant Smith Freeman, claims that her baby spoke to her as she was walking to a farm with him. She said he demanded that she untie the baby sling she was holding him in and put him down.

She did.

Then, according to journalist Marcus N Malayea, who wrote the story, ‘As soon as she put Smith down, the two-month-old boy instantaneously began to grow into a full-grown man.’

Hey, don’t shoot the messenger!

Apparently, the little boy was unhappy the grandmother  had been continually insulting him.

‘He even threatened to bring incense and garlic into the home,’ the journalist wrote in the exclusive.

But then, when the transformation was complete, the little boy…er,  ‘man’ – apparently ran into the bush, and hasn’t been seen since.

Lorpu insists that her son ‘did not have any scar or deformity on his body that could convince community dwellers that the baby was somehow belonging to the dark world’.

And Smith’s father, Watson Freeman, simply called his son’s disappearance  ‘incredible and mind-blowing’.

But amazingly, the family’s main concern is how (or I would even suspect if) Lorpu may be stigmatised in the community by what has happened to her son, and ‘drive away any man who may wish to take her as a future wife’.

Yep, they’ve got reasons for concern, wouldn’t you say?

But check this out, while you may be thinking EURThisNthat has totally lost their mind, not every commenter feels that way. Yes, there are some, like Jim Terri below, who say the story, published in Liberia, has been fabricated as a cover-up.

‘As long as Liberians believe these sort of things, they will never prosper. This is what is keeping people in darkness… fear and superstition.’

But other readers didn’t even question it.

Yini Guva Sahn wrote: ‘Interesting story. Did this girl have a cell phone to take a shot? It would have been nice to see the transformation from a child to a grown man in minutes. Photos would have added juice to this story.’

I know you guys have something a lot less “proper” to say. Let ‘er rip in the comments section below, y’all :)

Say What…George Bush Was Down With Steamy Plot Based on His Real Life ‘Olivia Pope’?

"The two Oliva's" Kerry Washington (L) and Judy Smith speak at a Theater Critics Association meet.
“The two Oliva’s” Kerry Washington (L) and Judy Smith speak at a Theater Critics Association meet.

*Hey Gladiators, by now you may have heard that Shonda Rhimes‘ hit, “Scandal,” was inspired by the real life story of a Washington “Fixer” named Judy Smith and her “Leader of the free world client.” You might even know that the client was former president, George H. W. Bush.

But did you know that when it was clear that the show was going to be green-lit, and Smith placed a call to give Bush a heads up, about a new show that was going to premiere based on their business relationship; but the creator of the show had decided to throw in a new twist, Mr. Bush wasn’t completely turned off by the idea. In fact, he quite liked it.

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Media Site Gets ‘F**k It, I Quit’ Reporter, Charlo Greene, to Light Up On-Air (Watch!)

Former news reporter turned official marijuana legalization spokesperson, Charlo Greene
Former news reporter turned official marijuana legalization spokesperson, Charlo Greene


*Charlo Greene is riding high on the wave of her new-found celebrity as the first reporter to break the rules of professionalism (forget journalism) on-air by delivering her resignation via a “F**k it, I quit!” message to her employer and the TV viewing audience at once, on LIVE TV!

The now classic incident went viral immediately and Greene is now making TV appearances as a result, to publicize, she says, the need for Alaska to legalize marijuana, and to  steer voters away from the state’s “Vote No On 2″ campaign. You’ve got to give this girl credit for one thing, she knows how to milk a moment and entertain us at the same time!

Just not sure if her strategy will help pot get legalized in her state in the process.

I mean the whole, “Look, I can smoke a joint and still be just as lucid” example might not hold up over say, a 30 or 45-minute time frame, if you get my drift. Continue reading

Yo’ Bruh, Did You Really Trade a $160,000 Diamond Ring for a $20 Bag o’ Weed?

Walter Earl Morrison

*If this gets around, dude can rest assured he will be the laughing stock of lock-down for quite some time.

ABC-15 claims a former UPS employee in Arizona has been accused of stealing a package that held a $160,000 diamond and traded it for $20 worth of weed.

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Mental Breakdown: Man ‘Suffers’ From 100 Orgasms a Day (Afraid to Go Around Kids)

Dale Decker broke down on TV after revealing that his 100 orgasms a day condition is ruining his life
Dale Decker broke down on TV after revealing that his 100 orgasms a day condition is ruining his life


*I can already hear some of our male readers out there thinking, …and your problem with this is?

But it’s serious guys. It is a condition known as Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome and today, on a show called This Morning, one father revealed that he suffers from it. The condition causes him to have up to 100 involuntary orgasms a day, and he broke down in tears saying that it is ruining his life. Continue reading

Oh Crap: Woman Swears Poop Fell From Plane, Splattered All Over Her Car (What would you do?)


*Don’t look up! And if you do, keep your mouth closed ’cause according to one woman, it’s raining poop.

No joke. Karen Bass in New Zealand is pissed. She swears her home and silver car now have clumps of human waste on them; which she says came from a passing airplane. Apparently, her home is in the path of planes flying to the Auckland International Airport.

“When I walked out of my door this morning and I saw it, I thought ‘an aeroplane s*** on us,’” Mrs. Bass said.

“You open the door and it smells like s***. I’m absolutely disgusted at the moment. The amount of c*** everywhere is horrendous.” Continue reading

Oh No He Didn’t: Anchor Matt Pieper Didn’t Realize He Was Still on Air When He Let ‘Er Rip!

Matt Pieper drops the F-Bomb on air.
Matt Pieper drops the F-Bomb on air.


*Hey, at this point no one would blame you at all if you’re thinking, “Oh Snap. Not again.” What with the recent experience of a very dramatic on-air exit from Miss “F**k it. I Quit!” in Alaska; in a all-or-nothing attempt to supposedly publicize the legalization of weed in Alaska. We now have another story about an anchor with a potty mouth. Only you can see how red this dude’s face got when he realized he was still on the air!!!

In the Bronx, New York, News 12 anchor Matt Pieper went on a brief but very audible rant to a colleague about “people relying on government assistance” during a news bulletin. But lawd have mercy, he didn’t mean to blast it to the masses. Continue reading

Watch: Police Tase Dad, A Reverend, Who Attempted to Pray Over Dead Son

Police hold Earl Baldwin, Jr. down and tase him
Police hold Earl Baldwin, Jr. down and tase him

*When Pittsburgh native Mileek Grissom, 23, was shot and rushed to UPMC Mercy hospital two years ago, his stepfather, the Rev. Earl Baldwin Jr., rushed to his side. Although there had been no official declaration from doctors, Baldwin says he knew Grissom was already dead. So he put his head next to his stepson’s and cried; wanting to pray over him and let the young man know that he was going to take care of his family.

But then, according to Baldwin, who had spoken out publicly about the need to end gun violence in Pittsburgh even before the shooting, he never got the chance because police pulled him off Grissom and then used a Taser on him. Continue reading