Category Archives: Are You Serious?

Layaway ‘Angel’ Shocks Customers at This Pennsylvania Wal-Mart Store

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*Well a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you, too!!!

Thanks Mister. That’s what customers at home wondering how they was going to tell little Johnny he might have to wait until after Christmas to get his gifts was probably thinking.

Once they came to, that is.

A man nobody knows straight up walked into a local Pennsylvania Wal-Mart Monday and dropped off a $50,000 check to pay off the entire store’s layaway bills.

The man made the donation anonymously, but about 100 customers got some early holiday magic when their balances with the store located just outside Harrisburg were paid off. Continue reading

Watch: What The…? Creature Washes Ashore on Beach (Can You Tell What it Is?)

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*Yikes! What in the world is that in the photo above? It supposedly washed up on a beach in Santa Barbara, California, last week after the rains leaving those who live in the area and those just visiting to wonder, “What the…?”

“I’d say it looks like a combination of a seal and a dog with fangs dried up, potentially,” resident Michael Curtis told KEYT-TV.

“To me it looks reminiscent of a dinosaur…like an old dog, ancient,” Josh Curtis added. Continue reading

Man Blames Alleged Rape on ‘Sleepwalking’ After A Binge, Calls Victim ‘A Sweet Girl’

Jason Britcher
Jason Britcher

*Well let’s just hope this crap doesn’t ‘catch on.’

Please forgive me your honor. I was drunk and high and didn’t know what I was doing when I climbed in her window and had my way with her.

Sucking my teeth!

But its probably close to the tale 40-year-old Jason Britcher told, after he admitted mixing gin and cocaine before he crept into the unlocked room f a woman who was still in her party dress, asleep, and then, started to caress her.

Hull Crown Court heard the alleged victim thought Britcher was her husband. This is why she said she responded to his advances before she turned around and saw it was the married clerk trying to have sex with her. Continue reading

Man Gets Feelings Hurt When N-word Appears on His Bar Tab – But they Called it a Joke they Pulled from His FaceBook Page

Marquis Moore
Marquis Moore

*See, folks better stop calling themselves by the N-word, because when others’ not in your race decide to refer to you like that, how can you get mad?

Marquis Moore‘s feelings apparently got hurt after he saw the N-word  allegedly printed on the bar tab space where his name was supposed to be, according to The Patroit-News. He had gone to Zembie’s Sports Tavern in Harrisburg, Pa. to eat and watch the game, but was shocked when he got his tab and saw the offensive slur.

“It makes me feel like I’m just low,” Moore, 29, expressed. “A n–ga is an ignorant, disrespectful person. It has nothing to do with your skin color. What would possess you to put something like that on a piece of paper? You don’t even know who I am.”

But here’s the thing. Angelo Karagiannis, Zembie’s owner, apparently thought it was funny; and wondered why Moore didn’t get the joke. He said Moore shouldn’t be offended by it.  Reportedly the establishment’s bartender, Megan Bonsall, told the owner Moore had been chatting with other bar patrons.  So when she wanted to know Moore’s name, she asked a friend of his, who directed her to his Facebook page where he referred to himself as “sexy N-word.” Continue reading

UM Sorority Sister Includes Racial Slur on ‘Suck’ Cake and Posts to Instagram

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*Ah college. Those of us who attended can probably recall doing some pretty dumb stuff – especially if we lived on campus – where we had more freedom from prying eyes. And some who went on to become members of Sororities, well, that’s a whole ‘nother story. The pranks you were forced to participate in? Some of which you initiated…do you now look back and say, “Dang, I actually did that?

Yeah. Ya did. But you probably weren’t dumb enough to post it on social media.

Yet from any angle the sorority sister in this story can’t blame her actions on a prank she was forced into.

Nope, this piece of work was all hers. It was her decision to come up with what she wanted on her birthday cake.

And it was her decision to post the finished product on social media; where, unfortunately, if you are an institution, the actions of one member can serve as a reflection on the entire organization.

According to The Baltimore Sun the University of Maryland, Delta Gamma chapter is in some deep doo-do after social media picked up a recent Instagram where one of its members is all smiles standing next to her three-layer 21st-birthday-cake; inscribed with the message, “suck a ni*ga d**k”

You know we got the picture below, don’tcha?

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Women: Holla If You Feel Pain of Woman Who Delivered 15-lb Baby in Washington

Welcome Francisco Leon Ortiz, Jr.
Welcome Francisco Leon Ortiz!

*Ouch.

That is most likely the first thought that comes to the mind of any woman who has given birth and is reading this. We know the labor in itself is intense, not to mention the work it takes to push even an average-sized baby out. So imagine this mother who shocked the medical officials in the Birth Center at Grays Harbor Community Hospital in Washington, when she pushed out a baby that weighs 15 lbs.

Needless to say, they couldn’t believe their eyes.

On average, newborns weigh about 7-1/2 pounds at birth. And although Yessica Ortiz Delgado had given birth to two children who were larger than average, even she was surprised that her newest bundle of joy came in at this enormous weight, according to The Inquisitr. 

“We deliver babies of all sizes, but it is not every day that we deliver and care for a baby as large as Francisco,” says Barbara Connet, who is the director at a Birth Center that delivers more than 500 babies a year. Continue reading

This White Teen Aimed Rifle Directly at Police. Yet He’s Alive Today (What U. S. Cops Can Learn From This)

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Exhibit A (Begging to be killed): Samuel Barlow is standing in a direct line of fire, aiming a rifle at police in a van

*Now every African American especially, looking at this story knows it would’ve ended differently had the suspect been a black man. The police have demonstrated this in recent events, so its a given. Admittedly, for a person of any race to straight up aim a firearm at the police is someone either mentally unstable or someone begging to be killed.

But here’s the thing. Look at the story, especially the bolded parts, and see what police in America can learn from these officers in Scotland, where one teenager actually put his life on the line when he aimed a rifle directly at them during a stand-off.

Samuel Barlow, 16, had been spotted roaming around threatening residents of Lerwick in the Shetland Islands with his rifle in September.

Officers from every department on the tiny Scottish island was called upon, and specialist were flown in to deal with the situation.

So, in light of the numerous cop killings of late in the U. S.; where police officers have been seen on camera fatally wounding black men who are said to have had their hands in the air; why wasn’t this kid, who blatantly pointed his gun at police, taken down?

Here’s what officers did instead.
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What Would You Do If Your Pastor Asked You to ‘Nae Nae the Hell Out?’ (Watch)

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*Apparently, parishioners of Baltimore’s Faith Empowered Ministries knew exactly what their pastor, Westley West meant when he made that request from the pulpit. He appears to have found an effective though unorthodox way to engage the youth in his congregation.

Comedian Kevin A. Fredricks brought the video of West to our attention. The pastor, dressed in ripped jeans and a yellow button down shirt, is preaching up a storm when he makes the request at the height of his speech, asking young people of varying ages to “Stand up and begin to NaeNae the hell out.”

If you are scratching your head like many of us, let me help you out. Continue reading