Category Archives: Are You Serious?

Attention Rite-Aide Shoppers! Don’t Be Alarmed By The Bear Cub in Aisle Three (Video)

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*Let’s see. Did she say milk or cheese? Maybe it was sausages? Oh what cute stationary. Oh crap, here comes the humans!

Recently, shoppers in an Oregon Rite-Aide found something they didn’t quite expect in aisle 3 of the store. A bear cub – just walking around as calm as you please.

You could hear comments by store staff and shoppers saying things like, “I’ll back up if he gets to close,” and “How cute.” Continue reading

Watch Dramatic Rescue: Woman Gets Stuck in Chimney of Man She Met Online

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That’s her stuck down there!

*She just couldn’t let him go, I suppose. Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa was apparently so hung up on a guy she had met online and went out with about six-times, that when he decided to end their relationship, she channeled her inner Santa Claus and tried to get into his house through the chimney.

Unfortunately, she got stuck halfway down.

She probably has mixed-feelings about the neighbor who heard her crying at around 5a.m. and called police. After all, once they rescued her, they took her straight to jail. Continue reading

Detroit Man Will Swap His Decrepit House for Your iPhone 6

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*Don’t look too bad on the outside, huh? With the price of real estate sky-rocketing all over the place, you may want to seriously consider taking this man up on his offer to swap his decrepit house in Detroit for an iPhone 6.

The house has three bedrooms, a basement and garden. But as you can imagine, its in pretty bad shape. For starters, it has no front door and broken windows.

The house has been on the market in the bankrupt city, but so far nobody has come forward to buy.

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Are You Nuts!? Not Anymore. Man Says Here’s Why I Cut My Penis Off (NSFW Photo!)

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WARNING: You may be offended by the content and images in this story.

*The answer to that headline question is probably “absolutely not!” Seeing as nuts is no longer a part of the subject’s anatomy. Have you ever heard the term “nullo?” Well, since we know that we can learn something new every day. This is today’s “new thing.” A “nullo” is a man who has removed his sex organ. And the man in this story that decided to become one recently opened up about why he decided to cut his penis and testicles off and become a “nullo.”

Of course there’s the option to take a look at the bottom of this story.

He goes by the name “Gelding,” and he’s not surprised that people think he’s a bit strange once they learn what he’s done. Continue reading

Oh Snap! Did This Crow Say ‘F-U’ to A Man Who Insulted His Beak?

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*Dang. Life is a blip! Even the birds are cussin’!

In a video quickly headed to viral madness, a man and woman appear to be observing a crow, who has flown over in a particularly over-friendly way to possibly be petted.

The woman is laughing as she asks the man if he is going to pet the bird. And the bird looks like he is stepping up to the occasion.

But when the woman asks the question, the man shys away and says the bird “has a big-ass beak.”

Apparently, this bird knows an insult when he hears one and casually says, what sounds like, F-you!

Watch the video and listen for yourself.

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Stephen Collins: Shamed Pedophile Actually Played One in Not-Yet-Released Movie

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*As if the real world life of actor Stephen Collins could get any worse.

Collins soon-to-be-ex wife, Faye Grant, is said to have been holding the threat of releasing audio tape that she secretly recorded at a 2012 therapy session with the actor – who admitted to “molesting and exposing himself” to three girls some decades ago – over his head for quite some time.

And according to Collins attorney, she had her reasons for doing so.

Since the “reveal,” Collins has been in hiding and his career has gone into decline at a rapid pace. He has lost major film and TV roles (namely Mark Wahlberg’s move “Ted 2″ and a recurring gig on “Scandal”) and the UP TV network even pulled “7th Heaven” reruns (I’ll bet the other actors are pissed!), where he famously played a minister. Collins also had the decency to resign from Screen Actor’s Guild board of directors; and he has also been dropped by his talent agency.

Nobody would want to be in this guy’s shoes right now. And with new victims starting to come out of the woodwork, his troubles show no indication of slowing down anytime soon.

But here’s the thing that beats all. Stephen Collins actually filmed a movie in 2013, where he played a pedophile priest! The film has been making festival rounds lately, and the poor director, Jeff Wolfe, tried hard to distance himself from the actor. Continue reading

Nurse ‘Terminated’ Nearly 40 Patients Because She Found Them ‘Annoying’

Daniella Poggiali is accused of killing up to 38 patients
Daniella Poggiali is accused of killing up to 38 patients

 

*She might be your nurse. Hired to check your vitals, fluff your pillow and make sure you’re breathing.

Oh yeah, about that…

Someone should have warned patients on nurse Daniella Poggiali‘s watch not to piss her off because according to claims, she found close to 40 of her patients ‘annoying’ and killed ‘em. Continue reading

FBI Looking for Man Who Yelled, ‘I Have Ebola!’ on Los Angeles Bus…Be Warned: Don’t Do This!

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*There’s nothing like a jackass with an agenda.

Take one Los Angeles bus rider who decides to take the most serious health crisis the world has seen since god knows when to yell, “I have Ebola!” in the midst of a busload of people, frightening the hell out of them. Add to that, in a city like Los Angeles, where many foreigners and immigrants reside and ride the bus. Even with language barriers – once they hear the word Ebola…Mass chaos!

Well, the police are looking for this fool. And when they find him, he’s going straight to jail!

I just learned that his actions caused the teachers at one Los Angeles County school – obviously with half the story – to tell a classroom of students that Ebola has reached L. A. Now these children, frightened as all get out, have run home to tell – and frighten – their parents.

This is how ish starts.

Be warned: This is not a joke. Do not go around screaming “I have Ebola,” unless you’re ready to go to jail.

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