Category Archives: Are You Serious?

Bronx is Latest Location for NYC ‘Subway Slasher’ (Lone Suspect is Red Haired Brotha’)

red haired subway slasher

*So far, the brother with bright red hair pictured above is the lone suspect in a series of random stabbings in New York City that have coined the phrase ‘subway slasher’. With the latest incident taking place in the Bronx.

Since the beginning of 2016, there have been seven slashings and three stabbings on New York subways.

The incidents appear to occur after an altercation and this latest one involved a man arguing with two other men.

“The victim is trying to talk to one and he expresses he’s not interested in having a conversation with the guy,” according to a source speaking to the New York Post. The victim said that the three men continued down the stairway before he felt a slap to his face. He then quickly realized he had been slashed, the sources said. Continue reading

Nadkins: Wet Naps For Your Nuts


*Just like when you go to your favorite porn site (don’t judge me), let’s clear the kids out of the room and cut right to the chase: there is NOTHING more uncomfortable for the bruthas than an itchy, sweaty sack.

So for our collective relief, I present to you: Nadkins, “male jewels refresher towelettes.”

According to the company’s website, “a lot of thought and care went into the creation of Nadkins.”

I would hope so.

“After all,” the site continues, “this isn’t designed for any old part of the body.”

No shit. Kunta Kinte even opted to have a foot cut off to save his balls. As much as I love my feet (I said don’t judge me!), I’d have been hobbled, too. Continue reading

Coastal Town Being “Targeted” by Great White Sharks


*I just watched the film classic Jaws last week. It’s STILL the scariest film I’ve ever seen. I still remember seeing it for the first time as a kid. My love of the water is what made it so terrifying, even when I was old enough to realize how fictionalized the story was. I mean, really…a monstrous great white shark terrorizing a coastal resort town?  Never.

How about “now!”

The locals on Stewart Island, New Zealand claim that a human feeding frenzy is inevitable. Ever since businesses there started offering shark cage-diving experiences almost ten years ago, they say the sharks that have always been close have gotten much more aggressive. Some have even begun attacking boats.

“We see them all the time and not just one,” says one 72-year-old lifelong resident, who rarely recalls seeing a shark up close while he was growing up. “Sometimes there are three or four surrounding our boats.  We are being targeted, and it’s only a matter of time before they get someone.”

A group of islanders have petitioned the city to shut the shark cage-diving operations down. “It’s like Jaws anonymous out there,” says one local fisherman. Continue reading

Father Didn’t Want to Pay $600 Child Support, Killed Mother and Daughter Instead

Father murders mother and daughter, child support

*As I write this, its incomprehensible to me, the degree of hate that would have to consume a person who would do such a thing as murder their own child, along with her mother, because he was ordered to pay $600 in child support.

But it is exactly what Daron Maurice Boswell-Johnson of District Heights, Md. did. And on Wednesday, he was arrested.

NeShanté Davis and her 2-year-old little girl, Chloe, were found in the parking lot outside of their home.

Little Chloe was still in her car seat when the police arrived. Her mother, just outside of the car. Continue reading

Stop Complaining About that Mole, This Could’ve Happened!


*I’m not even gonna front. I complain about stuff. How I don’t look like I used to? And why is this so this and that so that.

You know how it is.

But so often we come up against something at makes us complainers want to slap ourselves. What on earth do we have to complain about?

Imagine if we had a REAL problem…like tree-trunk-looking warts growing all over our body?

Uh huh. That’s what I thought.

Follow me. Continue reading

Woman Rushed Into Emergency for C-Section…But No Baby is in Her Tummy


*Oh damn. I know every woman reading this, who has gone through labor, can feel this woman’s pain.

So here you are, cramping like its nobody’s business for hours on end. Finally, you can’t take it anymore, and you allow somebody to call 911 or take you to the emergency room themselves.

That’s what happened to this mother of four. Amber Hughes went into labor at 30 weeks (according to this site its usually 40 for full term). This wasn’t really a surprise to her because doctors had warned her that, since she lost her mucus plug at 24 weeks, early labor was more than possible.

But then Hughes learned that the baby had an infection after she had gone through 36 hours of hard labor (and here I was complaining at 17!!!) and she was rushed to emergency.

So why did she not actually hear the baby doing that whole birth-cry thing as the doctors were mulling around in her open stomach? Continue reading

Ah Love! Man Creates ‘GoFundMe’ Page for Engagement Ring

engagement ring, go fund me
Ken Mack

*Don’t you dare laugh!

You know its always the person giving you such admonishment who is probably sitting at home, sipping on a cranberry and vodka, typing and LAUGHING!!!

But I digress.

A self-proclaimed ‘former playa’ named Ken Mack says he has met the woman of his dreams. And he has fallen so hard, he wrote a plea on the GoFundMe page he created, hoping anybody with a heart will help a brotha out. And look at him, pictured above. He’s got that “I’m serious this time” swagger.

He wrote…

“I meet a beautiful young lady and I feel if I don’t make her an honest women and wife here quick she may not become whole so I’m asking for help with an ENGAGEMENT RING.”

Yours truly,

Former Playa that’s hanging up his player shoes.”

Well, it sounds more like he believes he’s doing her a favor or something. And what’s with the whole “make her an honest woman” crap?

I must admit, I NEVER understood that one.

What makes a man thing the woman wasn’t honest before she met him? Or that she will be more honest since she has met him? (SMH).

There I go AGAIN…DIGRESSING. Continue reading

Watch: Woman Gets Mugged Visiting Husband at Cemetery, Then This Happened…

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Screen shot of man who robbed elderly lady in cemetery.

*Think you know how low someone can go? Well you haven’t met this guy.

This is not a NEW story, but some stories are worth bringing back; if only to serve as a reminder that YOU ARE NOT SAFE ANYWHERE!

My apologies if this is not something you wanted to hear as you sip on your morning coffee or herb tea.

Tona Herndon, 78, had lost her beloved of 60-years only two weeks ago in 2013 and as she was visiting him at the cemetery she got mugged.

CBS “On The Road” told her story. Hearndon, who lives in Bethany, Oklahoma, told the media she didn’t even know what was happening until she was halfway in the car.

But that’s not even the story, THIS is…

The mugger was caught soon after. Police put his mugshot online and he was instantly identified by none other than…

HIS 15-YEAR-OLD SON!!! Continue reading