Category Archives: Straight No Chaser

Did New Orleans Police Really Ignore This Tourists’ Rape Claim? (Watch)

NOPD, Woman says ignored rape claim

*A woman is claiming that police in New Orleans have ignored her claim that she was raped in her room by a security guard. The unidentified woman, who made a tradition 3 years ago to visit New Orleans with her husband, says the rape occurred after her husband left their French Quarters hotel room.

The woman says that despite all the evidence in the room that prove her claims, the police detective said the sex was consensual and refused to follow up on the case. Continue reading

Blackface-Wearin’ White Students: Principal is Like, ‘Oh, They Don’t Mean Anything By It’

Blackface students

*Talk about being clueless. When a group of teen girls from Sullivan High School ran onto the football field on November 5 for a powder-puff game, school principal Jennifer Schmidt recalls her gut reaction was, “Oh my gosh.”

“And then I thought, ‘Oh, they don’t mean anything by it. Just let it go. No one thinks anything of it.’ I didn’t think anyone did,” says Schmidt.

“Evidently, someone did.”

Ya think.

Photos taken during the game and later posted on Facebook show twelve members of the senior class wearing full-blown blackface. The reactions to the photos have been rippling within the small town of Sullivan (60 miles southwest of St. Louis) ever since.

That close to St. Louis? Of all places to not think anything of it.

While you would think these young whites would know better by now; and their school principal would have a clue about these types of things, Schmidt remarks how “very embarrassed and shocked” the students are “at some of the responses they’ve gotten, because I think some people had some stuff on Facebook and got the wrong intention.”

Seriously? Continue reading

Man Brings His ‘New Woman’ With Him to Serve Divorce Papers…Bad, Bad Move! (Watch)

Girlfriend Beatdown

*Well I just don’t know WHAT to think about this one. And I would sure appreciate your thoughts at the end.

We can understand when things don’t work out in a marriage, after a l-o-n-g while, you might start thinking about divorce. This was apparently the case with one couple – well, it was the case with the husband.

But here’s the thing. When he decided to let his wife in on the decision he had come to, which was to divorce her, he brought his new woman along to serve the divorce papers.

The wife went off…and kicked the new woman’s butt in the process. Continue reading

Dave Chappelle Doesn’t Think Donald Sterling Should’ve Lost Clippers…Seriously, Dude?

Comedian Dave Chappelle speaks his mind on the Donald Sterling controversy.
Comedian Dave Chappelle speaks his mind on the Donald Sterling controversy.


*OK. I guess a recent interview with GQ magazine caught our boy Dave Chappelle having a “moment.” He said – apparently with a straight face – that he doesn’t think it was fair to force Donald Sterling to sell the team he has owned for 33 seasons, the Los Angeles Clippers. This, he says, in spite of the “awful” racial remarks made by the tenured businessman in a private phone conversation.

Well, with a straight face, I am thinking, “We’re talking about racist-ass Donald Sterling. Why should “fair” be part of the equation?”

Chappelle, 41, said that, ultimately, he doesn’t think the 80-year-old “Sterling should have lost his team.”

“I don’t like the idea that someone could record a secret conversation and that a person could lose their assets from that, even though I think what he said was awful,” he explained.

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Oops! Woman’s ‘I Love Crystal Meth’ T-shirt Gets Her Arrested for Drug Possession

Deborah Asher has good reasons to be so smug, believe me
Deborah Asher has good reasons to be so smug, believe me

*Well dang, what a poor style choice will definitely do is bring you unwanted attention. One unfortunate tee-shirt lover got attention from the wrong people by advertising her lifestyle on a T-shirt that read, “I Love Crystal Meth.” Continue reading

‘Drunk As Hell’ Man Crashes Car Through Bar – Then Asks to Buy A Drink

Gordon Milligan is alleged to have drunk-driven his pickup truck into the side of the bar (Picture: KDKA)
Gordon Milligan is alleged to have drunk-driven his pickup truck into the side of the bar (Picture: KDKA)


*Gordon Milligan, 36, is alleged to have gotten so drunk that he drove his pickup truck into the side of Wooley Bulley’s Bar in New Brighton, Pittsburgh.

Then asked the bar owner for a drink.

Of course he has since been arrested.

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Florida Cops Want to Take Criminal to Jail–But He Won’t Fit in the Damn Patrol Car!

Howard Hendrix, 45
Howard Hendrix, 45


*Howard Hendrix managed to delay his ride to jail on a domestic disturbance charge, because he was just too damn big to fit in the patrol car. At 500 pounds, and 6-feet tall, his size played in his favor. 

But as you can guess, the cops had a solution: they summoned a prisoner transport van to haul the prisoner to the Volusia County Branch Jail in Daytona Beach on Sunday, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

But Hendrix, 45, of Apopka, Florida, had previously used his size to resist arrest in other ways. Continue reading

Boyfriend Texts Murder Instructions From Car to 15-Year-Old Girlfriend

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*A 15-year-old Michigan girl is in jail for listening to her 23-year-old boyfriend; who told her to kill her family so that they could run off and be together.

But he didn’t hold her hand to the knife that slashed her 12-year-old brother’s throat. And he wasn’t in the house with her when she did it.

His directions were being given via text, as he sat in the car outside. Continue reading