Category Archives: Straight No Chaser

Boyfriend Texts Murder Instructions From Car to 15-Year-Old Girlfriend

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*A 15-year-old Michigan girl is in jail for listening to her 23-year-old boyfriend; who told her to kill her family so that they could run off and be together.

But he didn’t hold her hand to the knife that slashed her 12-year-old brother’s throat. And he wasn’t in the house with her when she did it.

His directions were being given via text, as he sat in the car outside. Continue reading

Are You Nuts!? Not Anymore. Man Says Here’s Why I Cut My Penis Off (NSFW Photo!)

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WARNING: You may be offended by the content and images in this story.

*The answer to that headline question is probably “absolutely not!” Seeing as nuts is no longer a part of the subject’s anatomy. Have you ever heard the term “nullo?” Well, since we know that we can learn something new every day. This is today’s “new thing.” A “nullo” is a man who has removed his sex organ. And the man in this story that decided to become one recently opened up about why he decided to cut his penis and testicles off and become a “nullo.”

Of course there’s the option to take a look at the bottom of this story.

He goes by the name “Gelding,” and he’s not surprised that people think he’s a bit strange once they learn what he’s done. Continue reading

**Graphic Content** Amazing Pics Show Man As He Gets Eye Tattoo

Dr. Emil Chynn prepares the ink colors (left) and William Watson after surgery (right)
Dr. Emil Chynn prepares the ink colors (left) and William Watson after surgery (right)

*Suffice it to say, this rare and unusual procedure probably wasn’t all about vanity.

While some people have a hard time watching themselves insert their own contact lenses, imagine having to be awake as a doctor comes near your eye with a needle. Yikes! But the rare procedure of getting an eyeball tattoo is one that the patient must be fully awake for. And lets be real, the only time someone would have the nerve, courage or gumption to request anything like this, would have to be for something really, really serious.

And it was.

The patient behind this surgery was tired of attracting unwanted attention due to a permanently milky-white pupil, which was the result of a serious childhood eye injury.

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Yo’ Bruh, Did You Really Trade a $160,000 Diamond Ring for a $20 Bag o’ Weed?

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*If this gets around, dude can rest assured he will be the laughing stock of lock-down for quite some time.

ABC-15 claims a former UPS employee in Arizona has been accused of stealing a package that held a $160,000 diamond and traded it for $20 worth of weed.

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Watch: Shocking Claim, Harlem Pastor Claims Michael Sam (or other gays) Will Marry & Cause Pedophilia Increase

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James David Manning

 

*Oh boy.

While we may shake our heads in disbelief, I think many of us can understand how accepting a lifestyle unlike your own may be difficult; how respecting the beliefs of others is not always as simple as our higher self shows it ought to be. But its kind of difficult to wrap your brain around a pastor of all people, does this, and so, well, publicly. How someone who is suppose to represent a being that “loves everyone”  can make judgments, generalizations and accusations and actually name people he probably knows little to nothing about.

…all with a straight face.

But this never seems to stop pastor James David Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem, N.Y., from sticking it to the gay community. Now the pastor names gay NFL star Michael Sam (who he has standing in for any gay person for that matter) as someone who will travel to an Arab country, where he can freely marry a child, and return home where the marriage would be recognized.

I saw the video, and you can too. Continue reading

Watch This Kid’s Response To His Mom Being Pregnant…Again! (Hilarious!)

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*You may have often wondered what kids would say about the making of large families if they could actually articulate. Would they say, “Mom, I don’t want another brother or sister,” or “Oh no, not another one!” Those responses sound quite tame next to the ones this little fella came up with.

All I can say is…priceless. Here’s to you as you sip on your morning cup if java! Continue reading

News You Can Use: Did You Know Certain Foods Help You Get Rid of a Hangover

Scrumptous grilled cheese sandwich with a cup of tomato soup.
Scrumptious grilled cheese sandwich with a cup of tomato soup.

*For those of us who love to eat, (because we obviously love to drink!) this is especially great news. With the weekend fast-approaching, and Friday “Happy Hour” already on the mind, Yahoo has put together a list of foods that will make your “morning after” a bit more bearable.

Eating the right foods can be better than any medicine when it comes to curing those hangover blues. Now, if there was any real cure for a hangover, we’d probably know it by now, but there are certain foods that help make you feel better than others.

If you’re a breakfast anytime of the day kind of person, you’ll like this first hangover eliminating dish.

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