Category Archives: sports

Sperm Needed in Israel to Grow Population, Former USC B-Ball Star Wants to Help

David Blu

David Blu

*Well pardon my french but damn, this is an interesting problem for a country to have.

In the true sense of the word, Help! Israel is in trouble due to a major sperm donor shortage.

This is serious folks, because it’s affecting the birthrate.

But one major Israeli athlete tells TMZ Sports he’s willing to rise to the occasion to help his country.

No pun intended. Continue reading

President Obama Cuts B-Ball to Once Monthly For Fear He’s Getting ‘Old and Creakier’

President Barack Obama plays B-ball with member of Congress and Cabinet Secretaries

President Barack Obama plays B-ball with members of Congress and Cabinet Secretaries

 

What can we say, Mr. President, the effects of aging can be quite…uh…crappy. But we think you’d agree that considering the alternative, its pretty cool.

In an interview with Charles Barkley president Barack Obama implied aging has forced him to change things up a bit these days. Like playing B-Ball with the guys. No more coming over every Sunday to shoot hoops, Hill Harper. POTUS is limiting his basketball playing to about once a month. Continue reading

Bay Area Gym Tells Woman to Cover Up Because ‘You’re Intimidating the Others’ (Watch)

Gym, woman too toned*You know how it is. You go to the gym, you’ve got your cute workout clothes on, and your ear buds in your ears playing the music that will get you going.

You start slow on the treadmill and gradually build up the speed. And just as you begin to hit your stride, a staff member comes and taps you on the shoulder and tells you to…what?

Cover up because you’re intimidating the others??? Continue reading

Students “White Power” Tweets After High School B-Ball Game Shocks Michigan Residents

Generic Image, Thinkstock

Generic Image, Thinkstock

*With the success of basketball players like Magic Johnson, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Shaquille O’Neill and Michael Jordan, its really no surprise that basketball has come to be known as a black sport.

There was no better proof of this than an occurrence that took place last Thursday, when a hailstorm of racist tweets was sent out by a team of Caucasian students at a Michigan high school. The tweets were singing their praises after winning a basketball game.

“All hail white power. #HitlerIsMyDad” is just one of several Tweets that left faculty and residents stunned. Continue reading

Was Playboy Model Who Said Azz Was Used As Golf Tee-off Point In on Stunt After all? (Listen)

Playboy bunny*Uh oh. Remember her?

She’s the model we told y’all about that is suing Playboy because they used her butt cra*k as a Tee-off point and radio host Kevin Klein had the nerve to make a bad shot which caused her to suffer permanent damage.

Yeah, that story.

Well, apparently, a media source has allegedly found information they say proves she was in on the tee-off shot from the very beginning.

Yep, they say this woman actually AGREED to the stunt and they claim they’ve got audio to prove it. Continue reading

PlayBoy Being Sued By Woman Who Says Her Azz Was Used As a Golf Tee-off

Playboy bunny

*Well, here’s a head-scratcher for ya. One just doesn’t know what to think about this.

But here goes.

According to TMZ, some “hot chick” has sued Playboy because, wait for it, a golf tee was placed in her butt and then the golfer made a swing and whacked her a** instead of the ball.

Uh huh. Believe us when we say, we feel you.

So-called hottie says the missed target has caused her severe – maybe even permanent, damage you-know-where. Continue reading

College-Bound Football Star Charged With Rape of 14-Year-Old (But She Won’t Press Charges)–Watch

Sharieff, Accused of rape

*His football coach says 28 colleges were trying to sign him, but now, instead of choosing which team to play for, 17-year-old Sharieff Rhaheed-Muhammad, a senior at Ft. Pierce Central High, is under arrest for lewd and lascivious behavior with a 14-year-old girl.

Though he has already committed  to play his college ball at the University of Louisville on a full scholarship, this dude’s career could very well be over before it even gets started.

Dumb move, if he’s guilty, right? Continue reading

High School Swim Instructor ‘Changed Clothes’ While Student Drowned

1392141020000-Swim-instructor-charges-021114*Well, one swim instructor in particular can file this under I will feel guilty for the rest of my life.

According to the Detroit Free Press the prosecutor’s office in Macomb County, Mich. has authorized a charge of involuntary manslaughter for Johnathan Lamonte Sails, an East Detroit high school swim instructor, who allegedly allowed one of his students to drown last year.

Sails, who arrived at the 38th District Court in Eastpointe, Mich., today for his arraignment, could face up to 15 years in prison along with a $7,500 fine. Continue reading