*What on earth would we call him? President Waka Flocka Flame? President Waka Flame? Mr. Waka Flocka…Oh god.
But here you have it: Rapper Waka Flocka Flame announced on Monday, probably in between puffs, that he is running for president.
And I blame president Obama.
He announced his intention for the presidency on video and Rolling Stone released it on Monday, April 20, a date associated with the notorious marijuana smokers undercover code: 420 .
His first strategic move. Not bad!
“I’m very pleased to announce today, on 4/20, the best day of the year, I will be running for president,” Flame said.
And his first command as president will be …wait for it…to legalize marijuana.
No surprise there, seeing as the man once put out a want ad for a personal blunt roller whose salary would be $50,000. Continue reading