Category Archives: Naughty

Six Reasons To Spend More Time Naked…As If I Needed Six

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*The Huffington Post recently ran a story outlining the six reasons to spend more time naked.  “No matter your age, marital status, or gender,” they wrote, “it’s still a good idea to spend more time naked.”

Amen to that, I said, and plowed into that article.

However, although they wrote that gender wasn’t an issue, it became clear really quickly that the article was very heavily focused on women, and I felt very strongly that we can’t leave the guys out of this!  So, in the spirit of community service, I’ll give you their reasons for being naked more, and give you the male “take” — or at least the straight / bi male take — on each reason. Continue reading

Soldier Who Lost Both Arms and Legs Expecting Second Child. Think About It…

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The Mills Family

*I thought about this one, prayed over it, scratched my head, prayed over it again, then decided to give it to you straight and let YOU decide.

Travis Mills, a soldier who lost both arms and legs in an explosion in Afghanistan is expecting his second child with his wife, Kelsey.

The retired staff sergeant made the announcement last week on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.   

After recovering from his injuries, Sgt Mills started a foundation to help wounded veterans, The Travis Mills Foundation.

Those are all of the relevant details of this wonderful story.  Congratulations to the Mills family!

Now, let’s get to the “WTF!??” I alluded to earlier. Continue reading

Female Uber Driver Finds Out Passenger Is Cheating Boyfriend’s ‘Side Chick’

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Bree, courtesy Twitter

*This address looks very familiar. Wait…is this? Nah…That (or something similar) was most likely the thought process sista gurl [sic] went through as she looked at the GPS address that she was taking the sista in the back seat of her Uber to. 

Along the way the two women probably got into friendly conversation, as many Uber drivers and their passengers do, with Bree, the driver, probing deeper for answers — unknowingly, from her passenger. Continue reading

Who In The Heck Put Poop In These Coke Cans?

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*In what has to be the grossest thing EVER, a discovery was made on a shipment of coca-cola at the Knockmore Hill facility in Lisburn, Ireland that has investigating police stumped. The cans-only shipment originated from a never-before-used supplier in Germany, with the expectation that the normally empty cans would soon be filled with pop.

…only thing is, the cans were NOT empty…they had human waste inside. 

I know. I know. WTF?

Like I said, police are stumped! 

How was it discovered you may ask…By the night shift! Workers peeked inside the cans after the machine they were using became clogged. Needless to say, they were shocked at what had caused the congestion. Continue reading

Fake Doctor ‘Enhanced’ Women’s Buttocks With Cement, Now Headed to Jail (Watch)

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Sit down. No really…sit.

You’re going to need to be seated as you read this story. That’s how far out it is. A fake doctor in Florida was finally found out and jailed after a female patient put her on blast for cosmetic surgery gone horribly wrong.  

Where oh where do I begin?

Her patients called her “Duchess,” but her real name was Oneal Ron Morris. Turns out Morris had operated on dozens of women for years; providing them with the big butts they so desired.

But here’s the thing.

Morris has been accused of injecting the women with a near-lethal formula of cement, mineral oil, bathroom caulking and Fix-a-Flat tire sealant — a concoction that was not only “near lethal” (lethal for several of them, including the mother-of-three who blew the whistle on her), but caused them to have gargantuan, hard booty’s.

Morris, a trans…something, even did the procedure on herself.

Look.

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Shatarka Nuby, the woman who encouraged the investigation that led to Morris’ sentence of 10 years in jail, passed away four months after contacting the state’s health department because she felt sick. According to the medical examiner, the cause of her death was determined as respiratory failure from “massive systemic silicone migration” from injections to Nuby’s buttocks and hips.

“My daughter died the most inhuman death,” Nuby’s mother, Sherri Pitts, said at the hearing. “Eighteen months she suffered not knowing the full of what [was] put in her body.”

According to reports in The Washington Post, an arrest affidavit claims Morris injected Nuby approximately 10 times between 2007 and 2011. The first procedure, which was witnessed by a friend, cost $2,000 according to what documents show. Nuby’s young daughter witnessed another injection, according to the affidavit, when she peeked behind the bathroom door. The daughter said that Morris had a black suitcase with a needle and plastic wrap. She told investigators that Morris wrapped Nuby’s buttocks with the plastic wrap and poked her “in the butt with a needle.”

Because this wasn’t Morris’ first go round, other family members said she would wear scrubs and a stethoscope while performing the procedures.

There is much more to read about this horrific tale. In the meantime, watch Morris all dolled up in the video below. SMDH. 

Teacher Accused of Sexual Misconduct With Student ‘Absolutely Beams’ in Mugshot

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Sarah Fowlkes

*Forgive me but, according to the picture above, it must’ve been good.

Could this response to such an accusation be a good example of white privilege? Perhaps it would be more suitable of someone who lives in an ‘alternate universe.’ Either way, there is something very mentally unbalanced about this anatomy “teacher.” Even as she stood in the coldness of a local police station, where she had surely been told that she was being accused of having sexual relations with an under-aged student, she wanted to look good for the camera.

She may have asked the somewhat hardened female guard if she could have her purse back, in order to retrieve a hair brush. But the answer was a sharp no. Then she may have said with a sigh, “Well, can I at least freshen up my eyeliner?” Same response. So what else could snow white do?

Smile and say ‘cheese.’ Continue reading

Suspected Pedophile Lured to Location, Then Saran-Wrapped to Pole for Public Display

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*Well here’s a sure-fire way to trap and humiliate a pervert: Lure him in using his perversion, then wrap his ass to a road sign. That is exactly what a group of vigilantes in the Ukraine did to a 22-year-old man they suspect was a pedophile after learning he had been sending photos of his private parts to a 14-year-old girl online.

Someone is bound to ask the “elephant-in-the-room question: what happened…any why?”

…and you know they did!

The man, said to be from south-eastern Ukraine’s Zaporizhia Oblast region, was invited on a date with a fictitious 14-year-old named “Diana.”

Dude actually showed up, white rose in hand. Continue reading

Can We Talk…Or Just Listen? (Thoughts You’ve Probably Had Your Damn Self)

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*I admit, I’m a deep thinker. Not in some that makes me brilliant, braggadocios kind of way, but I’m a writer so its kind of “par for the course.” I see it as both a blessing and a curse. On the blessing side, I am rarely, if ever, stuck when it comes to communicating. I can strike up and carry a conversation with anyone without skipping a beat. I am rarely or never stuck when it comes to thinking up topics to write about; be it for a letter, an article, column, responding to a question (unless its absolutely out-of-this-world ridiculous!) or lately, even coming up with what I believe would be an interesting book.

The curse part is my mind never turns off. You’ve heard that before I’m sure. You certainly don’t have to be a writer to be “cursed” in this way; but its pretty much a sure thing if you are. As a deep thinker I am always questioning things, and always learning — about myself, and about others. Sometimes I find myself wondering about the weirdest things. Just yesterday, I thought to myself, (and please forgive me for this) why is a man’s penis called a dick? Not only that, but why is someone who is acting like a complete jerk often referred to as a dick? I mean who started that? Weird right?

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