Category Archives: Naughty

Think Again! Woman Hides Stolen Rolex in Vagina (Cops Say ‘Gimme!’ Anyway)

shacarye tims & watches

*When a woman – that an Australian tourist met in a bar and took to his room – ended up stealing his watch and hiding it in her vagina, she probably assumed it was a safe bet no one would want to touch it if she was caught.

Unfortunately for her, the cops said think again.

The man, Brenton Price, says he met 25-year-old Shacarye Tims, who has had several arrests in the past for prostitution and robbery, in a bar. Apparently, after drinks and conversation, he invited her to his room at a New York City Holiday Inn on Oct. 19, according to DNAinfo, and says she gave him a massage.

But the woman complained to Price that his $25,000 Yacht-Master II Rolex watch was scratching her and asked him to take it off. This was about 5:30 a.m. 10 minutes later, Price noticed the watch was gone. He says when he confronted Tims, she slapped him, then tried to flee the hotel, according to the New York Daily News. Continue reading

Watch Dramatic Rescue: Woman Gets Stuck in Chimney of Man She Met Online

That’s her stuck down there!

*She just couldn’t let him go, I suppose. Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa was apparently so hung up on a guy she had met online and went out with about six-times, that when he decided to end their relationship, she channeled her inner Santa Claus and tried to get into his house through the chimney.

Unfortunately, she got stuck halfway down.

She probably has mixed-feelings about the neighbor who heard her crying at around 5a.m. and called police. After all, once they rescued her, they took her straight to jail. Continue reading

Teen Killed Mother, Lost Virginity to Her Corpse, Then Says, ‘I’m Not Crazy. I Know What I Did’

"I'm not mentally ill. I know what I did." --Kevin J. Davis
“I’m not mentally disturbed. I’m sane. I know what I did.” –Kevin J. Davis

*Wow, this one really takes the cake.

A teenager found guilty for murdering his mother and then having sex with her corpse sat in court cracking his knuckles, stretching, and waving to people during his trail.

And from the sound of things, Kevin Jazrael Davis has yet to show any remorse.

Davis admitted to hitting his mom, Kimberly Hill, with a hammer 20 times before raping her dead body on March 26. In court he also admitted to having violent and sexual fantasies about his sister – who was sitting nearby. Continue reading

Official Dummy: Man Summoned to Court on Drug Charges, Brings 50 Grams of Pot With Him

Richard Thompson, 32, allegedly brought 50 grams of marijuana to his court date. He was suspected on drug charges


Can we be blunt? When you have been summoned to appear in court on drug charges, it would probably be a good idea to leave your weed at home.

Unfortunately, according to police for the New Jersey Port Authority, Richard Thompson didn’t think of that and brought his marijuana to court with him. Continue reading

Dramatic Photo! L. A. Woman Crouches and Hides on Rooftop to Escape Looming Intruder!

Woman hides on roof

Oh god. Doesn’t this look like the worse nightmare you’ve ever had. An intruder looms above as you hide, crouching, beneath the ledge directly below. And on top of that, you are on a slanted roof. But fortunate for you, you get to wake up from the nightmare; whereas the woman pictured above, won’t.

I am sure the story will play itself in her memory for a long time to come. Because to her, it was real. Continue reading

‘Masturbating Passenger’ Forces Unscheduled Landing of Virgin America Flight (Video?)

Virgin America

*OK, the first thing I want to point out is that I do acknowledge the irony of the words masturbating and virgin in the headline of this story. Secondly, that a passenger was doing this “very private act” publicly is a real head-shaker; but to obviously be so loud about it that the pilot was forced to land at an unscheduled destination, well, that just trumps all. Continue reading

Shocking Video: Officer Tackles Very Pregnant Woman to the Ground, Then Straddles Her!

Pregnant woman and her atty
Sandra Amezquita and her attorney speak with the press after the incident with NYPD


*A clearly pregnant woman who attempted to come to the aid of her son, was thrown to the ground, then straddled, by a Brooklyn police officer who apparently didn’t take kindly to her intervention.

Sandra Amezquita, 44,  was trying to help her 17-year-old son, Jhohan Lemos,  who was being arrested.

Amezquita, from Colombia, is five months pregnant. During the altercation with the NYPD officer, she was thrown down — belly first, before he straddled her and pressed her stomach into the ground. Continue reading

Question: Ever Wondered What ‘Human Meat’ Tastes Like? (Answers Within)


*I’m a curious sort, as I suspect some of you might be too. That’s an admission on my part. But please don’t get it twisted. In the voice of one of our favorite comedic actors, Mr. Chris Tucker, I want you to know that I will NEVER, ever…ever…ever…evah attempt to satisfy that curiosity about the question posed in the headline by eating one of my species.

BUT…I did get a weird twinge knowing that others’ have and hearing their almost recipe-like descriptions. It’s a macabre thought I know, but now they want to share those answers with you.

Ain’t that nice?

Let ‘er rip! Oh…bad choice of words. Continue reading