Category Archives: Naughty

Want to Reserve a Spot at London’s First Nude Restaurant?

A rendering of the entrance to the Bunyadi’s bar area, where fully clothed patrons can choose to change into a robe before dining inside the clothing-optional restaurant. (Courtesy of the Bunyadi)
A rendering of the entrance to the Bunyadi’s bar area, where fully clothed patrons can choose to change into a robe before dining inside the clothing-optional restaurant. (Courtesy of the Bunyadi)

*If you want to reserve a spot at London’s first nude restaurant, there’s a waiting list. A long one. Like 16,000 names long. That’s a whole lot of nekked (sic) people waiting to eat. Hmm…Wonder what it smells like in the kitchen. Maybe we can ask Seb Lyall, the restauranteur who has gained notoreity for his past innovative concepts in eateries. But be warned, his views may be a bit skewed seeing as he eats his meals bottomless.

As in without wearing anything from the waist down.

Now he has opened Bunyadi, a “clothing optional” restaurant in London with a June targeted opening date.

“It’s liberating,” he told The Washington Post about the freedom one feels without the henderance of material on the body. “It’s fun and sometimes the neighbors watch — fine, whatever.

Spoken like a true fan of voyeurism, Mr. Lyall.

“It’s my home and my space, and that’s kind of the space we’re trying to create in the restaurant — our own little space. It will be fascinating what the response is.”

Aside from the 16,000 on the waiting list? I’d say that speaks loud and clear, sir.

But Lyall expects those numbers to soar even higher. Continue reading

Whole Foods Countersues Openly Gay Pastor…For Lying (Watch)

YouTube screenshot of Jordan Brown from cake video
YouTube screenshot of Jordan Brown from cake video

*Well, I suppose this could be a case of “he said, she said” or he said, IT said; seeing as we are talking about a person and a retail chain. Here we have Jordan Brown, an openly gay pastor from Austin’s Church of Open Doors, who put a video online last week claiming the cake he ourchased at Whole Foods was decorated with a homophobic slur. But not so fast, the chain responded after reviewing security footage that tells a different story.

Brown says he did not see the offensive writing, which he said reads: “Love Wins F–,” until he reached his car.

“When I got into my vehicle, I looked inside and saw they had wrote ‘Love Wins F–’ on it,” Brown said in the video. “You can see it nice and clear. Also, it is still in a sealed box. As you see, I have not opened up this box yet.”

Of course the video went viral, which was enough to motivate the man to file a lawsuit in which he claimed the intentional infliction of emotional distress.

“Pastor Jordan spent the remainder of the day in tears,” the suit reads.The potential for racial, sexual, religious, and anti-LGBT slurs to be written on personalized cakes is high, and Whole Foods knew or should have known that slurs or harassing messages could be written on cakes and then presented to a customer without any oversight or prior warning.”

But Whole Foods didn’t see it that way at all, and filed a countersuit saying that its employees did not write the slur on the cake, the Statesman reports.

And they say the security footage they’ve got proves it! Continue reading

Watch: I Can’t Be ‘The Only Black Person’ Into Fifty Shades of Grey! (New Film, New Photos!)

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*And I know that I am NOT! I have written on this film before…The story behind the whole S&M thang (which, BTW, I am NOT into) based on the best-selling trilogy of books from British author, E. L. James — the first of which was written in 2011. But as photos begin to leak showing characters Anastacia Steele and Christian Grey, brought to life magnificently by actors Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan respectively, it reminds me of how excited I am to see them as a married couple in “Fifty Shades Darker.”

Not to mention how this powerful franchise (the books have been around for years) will continue to give our brother, Marlon Wayans, fuel for what he probably hopes will be a franchise when his “Fifty Shades of Black” movie grows up.

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Dornan and Johnson were spotted filming Fifty Shades Darker in Vancouver, Canada recently. It’s really going to be a trip — especially for those who have seen the first film, Fifty Shades of Grey, (that BTW boosted The Weeknd’s song, Earned It, from the Fifty Shades of Grey soundtrack to heights greater than he probably EVER expected it to go) buying into the fact that a woman who we first met as a rather goofy, sexually inexperienced waiflike creature not only  snags this wealthy-but-weird dude, but then gets a marriage proposal out of him and finally, gets that home with a picket fence and little family.

Oh sorry. Did I tell too much? Continue reading

David Wilson, Sexual Predator, Locked Up for Life! (Watch)

David Wilson

*It only took an hour for a jury to deliberate and sentence Houston-based David Wilson, a repeat pedophile, to prison for life.

And even that was too long.

But it does give anyone who ever said, “everyone deserves a second chance” pause to reconsider such a kindness. Wilson not only raped his toddler niece, and served jail time, but he continued his predatory crimes while knowingly infecting his victims with HIV, genital herpes and chlamydia.

According to Houston’s KTRK, the jury came back with the sentence only hours after Wilson was convicted of molesting two girls.

According to court documents, Wilson raped his 23-month-old niece after her parents, who live out of state and have drug issues, sent her to stay with family in Houston. The little girl is the daughter of Wilson’s sister. Continue reading

Just Call Him ‘Jackass’ – J. Walter Thompson CEO Resigns (Here’s Why)

Gustavo Martinez, "former CEO" of J. Walter Thompson
Gustavo Martinez, “former CEO” of J. Walter Thompson

 

*After telling one woman he’d like to “take her in the bathroom and rape her,” and then had the unmitigated gall to sit in front of more than 60 employees and  “distinguish between good and bad rape” Gustavo Martinez, who offered his “mutually agreed” upon resignation certainly doesn’t like he was EVER CEO material.

Who hired this fool and put him in that position?

Are they headed out the door right behind him?

Martinez has apparently been acting like a real ass for quite some time. According to the federal lawsuit filed by the company’s Chief Communications  officer, Erin Johnson, who was the recipient of Martinez’s vulgar invitation, Martinez has absolutely NO FILTER. The suit says he openly espoused opinions on “f—ing Jews” and refused to travel where he would meet “black monkeys” or “apes” who “don’t know how to use computers.” The suit also alleges he publicly asks the question about which female staff member he should rape.

Convinced this fool needs therapy yet? Continue reading

Houston Freeway Shut Down By Woman Dancing on Roof of Big Rig…Naked! (Look)

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*I sure hope y’all  won’t judge me too harshly for saying this, but, either this woman was terribly “in need” and no man was around, or she truly is…disturbed.

Why else would you take your clothes off in broad daylight traffic and start dancing…

Butt naked!

Here’s what we know thus far. Continue reading

Liars! CA Residents Lie on Camera and Say They ‘Voted on Super Tuesday’ (Watch)

Jimmy Kimmel Voters Lie

*Damn. Are we THAT insecure?

Jimmy Kimmel put California residents on blast recently, when he sent cameras out into the streets to ask people if they voted, here in California, on Super Tuesday.

Now that may not seem like an “out-of-the-ordinary” question to you. After all, today is Friday. “Super Tuesday” just passed.

But here’s the thing.

While voting DID take place in some states on that day…

California was not one of them.

But as you will see in the video below, that FACT didn’t appear to matter to the California residents who spoke (without stuttering, mind you) on camera, to the contrary. Continue reading