Category Archives: Naughty

The (Four?) Benefits Of Sleeping Naked


*Only about eight percent of Americans doze off naked, but according to the Huffington Post, many more of us should jump on that train. They say there are four major benefits to sleeping au natural.

I’ve always thought that writers at the Huffington Post must be smarter than I am — it IS the Huffington Post, after all! — but this article sealed it for me. Off the top of my head, and after thinking long and hard, I could only come up with one benefit to sleeping in the buff. So let’s go to school with the Huff Post and learn a little something. Continue reading

Watch: Inappropriate Notes & Selfies Passed to Second Grader By Teacher (Fire Him or Nah)

Aurora Academy

*Hmm…should we be concerned. As far as Cary Reed is concerned, that is a rhetorical question. This dad grew very concerned after his 7-year-old daughter came home from school with a brow-raising     note from one of the teachers.

Reed’s daughter is in the 2nd grade, but the note came from a 4th grade teacher. There may have been a time when such things would have been considered innocent and harmless; but in this day of wide-spread pedophilia, not so much. The note was passed to Reed’s daughter on the playground, and showed photos of the teacher with his tongue out and referenced the little girl as “stinky butt.”

The girl’s father recalls…

“As I read over the letter, it was concerning since it had the teacher’s face and he was using pet names to refer to her. We felt it was inappropriate and grooming behaviors.”

Uh-huh. We feel you. Continue reading

Idiot! Man Wasn’t Texting Drug Dealer Like He Thought, He Was Talking With Police

drug text gone bad

*Man, talk about a drug text gone bad. I swear, we don’t make this stuff up. We are not that talented. Just perplexed. How on this green earth can someone make such an ironic mistake. But police say that 29-year-old William Lamberson, from Port Lucie, Florida, thought he was sending a number of texts about drugs to his dealer.

In his first text, which somehow landed on the phone of the Captain of the Martin County Sheriff’s Narcotics Unit, he said he was looking for “green.”

Now the captain, obviously in his own “mama didn’t raise no fool” frame of mind, wasn’t about to let this opportunity pass.

So he kept the conversation going. And decided to ask Lamberson if he knew where he could score some cocaine. Continue reading

If a Passenger on the Plane Pee’d on You, Would You Remain Calm?

Jeff Rubin
Jeff Rubin

*Apparently, several passengers that this happened to did.

According to JetBue, some guy just started urinating on his fellow passengers.

I kid you not.

The flight had left Anchorage, Alaska and was en route to Portland, Oregon.

CNN reports that 27-year-old Jeff D. Rubin (pictured above) urinated on fellow passengers, seats and even luggage.

For much of the three-hour flight the man was asleep. But close to 30 minutes before landing “he stood up and began urinating through the crack of the seat onto the passengers seated in front of him,” the police report read. Continue reading

Man Finds Wife Naked In Bed With Her Dad, Who Later Stabs Husband

Henry Allen Michael
Henry Allen Michael

*Good Lord! I’ll say it again, Good Lord!

What in the world is happening? A Pontiac man came home around 3 a.m. to a vision no one could’ve predicted. He entered his bedroom only to find his wife naked in bed with her daddy, Henry Allen Michael of Detroit.

He woke the sleeping man up, they got into an argument which continued outside of the house. And then the dad stabbed the husband in the back.

But wait!

So the police come, but the woman’s father has stolen her husband’s car and is now on the run. The husband, 25, is rushed to the hospital, and thankfully, though a lung may have been perforated, his wounds are not life-threatening.

So the cops talk to the wife and ask her, basically, ‘WTF?’ Continue reading

Dying to Be Seen…Has the ‘Selfie’ Become the New Dangerous? (Photos)

Seriously dude. This is NOT cute!

*Taking a selfie used to be totally cool. Especially when its done with family and friends; say to commemorate the holidays (such as the one we just took to celebrate a Labor Day gathering). There was nothing dangerous about it. No one was holding a gun to their head, or standing on a ledge or dangling from a rope high above a bridge.

But people just have to take everything to the extreme. And in the process of showing off, they are dying in an effort to be seen. Continue reading

FDA Clears the Way for ‘The Little Pink Pill’ Viagra for Women!

pink viagra

*You’ve probably heard. Now the “little blue pill” has a playmate: A “little pink pill.”

How does the song go? “We gonna need a soundproof room?”

Yep! Given the green light recently by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, women now have their own remedy designed to increase their sexual desire.

Many are probably thinking it’s about time! Seeing as men have had a couple of options, including Viagra, cleared by the industry’s top regulator quite some time ago.

According to the L. A. Times, the FDA’s approval of flibanserin, often known by the nickname “pink Viagra,” reverses two earlier rejections of the pill as a treatment for hypoactive sexual desire disorder, or HSDD. The decision follows a public campaign challenging the agency to close a widening gap between the number of drugs available for men’s sexual health and those available to women. Continue reading

Atlanta Police Scratching Their Head About Racist Elmer Fudd Graffiti

Elmer Fudd

*Who did this? With all the negative attention going around about police doing unlawful things; now it appears some secret bandit has taken it upon him or herself to leave this documentation.

The Atlanta Police Dept. is searching for the graffiti artist that chose to depict the iconic cartoon character, Elmer Fudd, all dressed up in police attire; holding his famous rifle. But its the sign that Fudd stands alongside that is causing a ruckus.

The sign reads “Negro Season” and it is painted on a building in midtown ATL. A city that was 34 percent black in 2010.

“I don’t think of Atlanta as that type of city,” Sgt. Greg Lyon told 11 Alive News.

Still, not even police disapproval was enough for the immediate removal of the graffiti painting. It remained on the wall all weekend and wasn’t painted over until Monday. Continue reading