Little Mr. ‘Whoop Yo Own Ass!’

Let’s start off by saying, these children today need their little rusty butts beat more often.  They are cussin’ and fussin’ their way into everything their little hearts desire and it has to stop.

For some reason World Star Hip Hop always are able to find a bad little kid that’s been videotaped having a good ol’ time cussin’ and having his say.  Well, we’ve found yet another that isn’t that bad, but had a little bit of a potty mouth and had some sort of toy addiction.

Well the little man was negotiating with his mother about why she shouldn’t beat his butt and that his toy addiction was of no fault of his own.

“God made me this way!”

What? Then he tells his mother:

“Don’t whoop me !Don’t whoop me! I know who you need to whoop.  Whoop yo own ass.”

Wow!  I just want to find out what school he goes to.  He’s a bad influence on the rest of the little toy addicts.  Check out the adorable little fella. (wink!)

-J.C. Brooks

Will and Monifa Sims pranked by the Jay Leno Show through “Pumpvision” scores them a spot on the show.

The world needs more couples to show off their teamwork and be an example of how to keep marriage fresh and light…with karaoke!

Jay Leno, also known as, The Chin, used his “Pumpcast News” prank on a couple that will make your day!  Will and Monifa Sims were unwittingly watched through what seems like a regular newscast playing over the gas pump in the Candid Camera type prank.  Will is humming along and singing to himself when newscaster Tim Stack yells, “You sir, at pump 16 in Burbank.”  Will keeps on singing to himself, then Stack tries to get his attention again, “Yeah, the gentleman singing. Really nice singing voice.”

Will and Monifa Sims get into a real performance of the Eurythmics “Sweet Dreams”.

He finally startles Will and gets his attention.  He tells him what a nice singing voice he has and asks him to sing a song for him for a tank of gas.  Now this prank is usually meant to embarrass the person, but Will was a willing participant.  He gets Will to sing Bon Jovi’s “Living on a Prayer.”

Stack: You need the words?

Will:  Nah! I know ‘em, baby!

Will and Monifa Sims sit in with the Tonight Show band.

Then Will bursts into song while his wife is inside the car laughing her head off and doubling over in stitches from her husband’s routine.  When he finishes, Stack asks Will to see if she will do a duet.  At first, she’s reluctant and Will says she’s not going to do it.  But then, she hops out the car and tells him that she will sing the Eurythmics “Sweet Dreams”.  And it’s a show from there!  These two are the couple of the year!

They were so good, Jay Leno invited them on his show to sing with his band.  Watch Part I and Part II of this classic prank that introduced the world to the most charismatic, fun-loving couple, you ever want to know!

-J.C. Brooks

How it all began.  Part I:

The Sims on the Tonight Show. Part II

Mike Epps as Charles Ramsey.

Charles Ramsey is a hero and we’re just waiting for the White House to reach out to him and give him some recognition.  But until that magical moment, the jokes are rolling in.

Mike Epps has spoofed Ramsey and of course, he’s ridiculous doing it!  He’s surrounded by reporters interviewing him after the incident, as though he’s Charles Ramsey, and talking about his McDonald’s and how he’s “lovin’ it” and other silly remarks…that of course, Ramsey did not say.

“I woke up this morning, my knees was hurtin’. I knew somethin’ was gonna happen.  Somethin’ was in the spirit! God kissed it and the devil missed it!”

It doesn’t get any better from there.  He is much more animated than Charles Ramsey too.

“I knew it was some kinda white girl in there. To what kinda white girl, to what degree of it, I didn’t know understand what kinda white girl it was. It was either Blaire, it was either Tootie, it was Natalie, it could’ve  been Ms. Garrett in there.  Somebody from the Facts of Life was in that house.  It was two more white girls in that HOUSE!”

Just watch it! Epps is a nut!

-J.C. Brooks

Kid President sends an Open Letter to Moms for Mother’s Day.

Mother’s day weekend is here and all the kids from all over the world have made cards, are buying flowers with Dad, and going through their fifth speech on how they better not act up on Sunday.

But in case your kid needs a little help with expressing everything they want to say to Mom, Kid President has put together a message they can use.  As usual, Kid President puts everything in perspective and says everything  we need to hear…from a kid’s perspective.  In his message, he gives Mom 10 things every Mom needs to know starting with…“Put down your phone…unless your kid is named ‘Phone.’ “

The wisdom of Kid President is seemingly endless!  He follows that statement with his #2 item on the list:

“Don’t name your kid, Phone!”

He also points out that mother’s should realize that when their kid is screaming and crying, they just don’t know how to express themselves and what they’re really saying is,

“I love you, Mom. You’re beautiful. Thank you for not naming me, Phone.”

Lower on the list is #8, but while it’s far down on the list, his items are obviously not in order by importance.

“Have fun for once! We want to see you have fun.  Dance in the grocery store. ‘Uhhnhuh! I’m buying all this stuuuuuuff!”

So kids listen up! Make sure you pull your moms to a computer and let them enjoy this open letter from Kid President on Mother’s Day.  She will be entertained and informed.   HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, MOMS!

-J.C. Brooks

Our edition of “Where’s Waldo?” is Where’s Craig?  Can you relate?

Some of the most uncomfortable situations come from being the odd man out.  The one black person in class or in any group is difficult for more reasons than you think.

There are probably other ethnic groups that could describe their awkward moments from their unique perspective, but it’s our turn right now.  The picture above is an instance that a lot of us can connect with, but BuzzFeed managed to find a complete list of 27 reasons why being the only black person is awkward in several different in “27 Things You Had To Deal With As The Only Black Kid In Your Class”.

We chose five of those moments as our top picks.  That was the first, the second, when someone tells you you’re so articulate as a compliment.

The third, at school, you become the “go-to negro” and become the authority for all things black.

The fourth, everyone assumes you’re a great basketball player.

The fifth, black women, with all their hair issues, have to contend with folks touching their hair or wanting to touch their hair.

Check out the list here.  You know fried chicken is on it!  But, also check out the video below. One comedian took it upon himself to introduce white folks at a ski resort in Colorado to a black person.

Comedian in a booth in Colorado where the population is 94% white.

-J.C. Brooks

Comedian Nathan Fielder has followers prank parents with a fake drug deal.

Who enjoys being pranked? NOBODY!  But we laugh it off later because we’re so relieved that we are not in an actual situation.  But some pranks lift an eyebrow long after they’re supposed to be over.

More than a few parents are looking for Nathan Fielder to have a little talk with him.  He is a comedian who had his fans on Twitter prank their parents by sending them a text saying, “Two grams for $40″, then immediately following that text with this text, “Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you.”

The followers who took the challenge had responses that ranged from completely clueless parents that are in denial of their child ever doing anything wrong:

To the parent who was more pissed about him getting a bad deal than anything else:

To the enabling parent:

To the DAD:

Some of these young folks were really asking for it!  They know not to play with their mama’s and papa’s like that!  Read more here.  Hilarious to us…not so much for them.  Fielder is going to get somebody cut!  Here’s my favorite.  This one gets Bernie Mac’s Punk Ass Parent Award:

-J.C. Brooks

Daniel Day Lewis was Steven Spielberg’s choice for playing the role of the President in his new film, “Obama” which debuted at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Saturday, April 27, 2013.

The White House held its annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner Saturday night and as the EUR reported, the President’s comedic skills were on high beam.  But others wanted to get in on the fun.

Steven Spielberg was patched in for the event to talk about his new film, “Obama”.  He talked about the difficulty he had in getting someone to play President Obama because he heard that he was “aloof” and he never supplied any of his “transcripts.”

But then he said he decided on Daniel Day Lewis.  He said the answer was right in front of him all the time.  Everyone knows that the British actor is able to morph into any character from “Hawkeye in the Last of the Mohicans to Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York to Abraham Lincoln in Lincoln,” Spielberg explained.

Then the camera goes to an interview with Daniel Day Lewis standing in front of a mirror talking about how difficult it was to grasp President Obama’s accent.  The resemblance is UNCANNY!  NOT! Check out President Obama as Daniel Day Lewis.

-J.C. Brooks

There has been a bit of a buzz on Facebook for at least the last couple of weeks about a woman who might be mentally disturbed and is twerking all over the place.

Have you seen her?  She goes by the name of Caramel Kitten.  She’s twerking in the Walmart, in the shoe store, in the library, at the mailbox, IHOP, Subway…you name it.  It seems she has to twerk there.  And yes, I said the library.  So how do you keep all that “clappin’” noise down while in the library?  Don’t worry, she doesn’t even try. If that sounds nasty…it is!

The woman has a dedicated cameraman that must double as her security team, otherwise, her jig would be up! In fact, she gets busted at the IHOP!  The police can’t arrest her because she hasn’t stripped to put on her shows, but there has to be something to arrest that butt for! Sheesh!

But maybe we shouldn’t have her in our Jokey Joke section because there may be a real undiagnosed mental condition here. Check her out! She’s a real daredevil…among other things.

-J.C. Brooks
Twerkin’ at the Walmart:

Twerkin’ at the library:

Twerkin’ at the IHOP and Subway:

A.J. Clemente drops f-bomb as he’s being introduced to Bismarck, North Dakota, as the new weekend anchor for the first time .

When we watch our news anchors on television, we think that most anyone could do their job, right?  You just read the teleprompter and walk off the stage.  But even those who have been trained to do the job find it hard to pull it off.

A.J. Clemente was on his first day on the job at Bismarck, North Dakota’s  KFYR-TV’s 6pm newscast Sunday, when he obviously didn’t realize that his mic was on. He started nervously cursing while his co-anchor, Van Tieu, was trying to introduce him to viewers and seemingly cover up his R-rated muttering.  Well, you knew he was nervous when he muttered the f-word and other expletives before raising his head and speaking into the camera.  But the ugly truth, even after his on-air cursing, was that he just did not do a good job of delivering the news.

Radar Online reported that he was suspended and then fired from his job, but there have been several reports suggesting that he has become a hot commodity with other media outlets around the world that have been courting him since the incident occurred.

“Unfortunately KFYRTV has decided to let me go. Thank you to them and everyone in ND for the opportunity and everyone for the support,” AJ tweeted to his followers.

Check him out! Good luck out there, A.J.  They may not give you another chance, but you’ll land somewhere.

-J.C. Brooks

In this age of cell phone camera and video, all of the characters out there get their 15 minutes of fame whether they’re trying for it or not.

One unidentified woman was caught getting her boogie on at the busstop and was captured on video by YouTube user Jane Rowland, according to the Huffington Post.  Rowland, who obviously has a lot of time on her hands, edited the video and added music from ABBA, using their hit “Dancing Queen.”

But when you check out this ladies moves, surely she’s dancing to something by Jay-Z or B.O.B. or maybe even Wu-Tang.  She may have been happy about the fact that she scored tickets to their upcoming concerts in Britain.  The video was taken at a busstop in the borough of Eastleigh in Hampshire, England.

Check out her moves. She may have even been listening to “Kung Fu Fighting” as she jabs in the air.  You’ll see what we’re talking about.

-J.C. Brooks