Category Archives: Jokey Jokes

Holy Crap! My House is On Fire…I’d Better Grab My Spareribs! (Video)

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*“They owe me for that one. Ya feel me?”

Yep, we feel you, bruh.

I fell out when I saw this video of a man who some online are calling ‘a hero!’

From what we can gather, a fire broke out in an apartment near the one Robert Wright and his family reside in, in Fresno, California.

Wright found himself hungry at 3 a.m. and decided to through some ribs on the grill. I know, most of us would’ve gotten up and made a sandwich, but hey, apparently dude was really hungry.

In the process of seasoning, and sliding that barbecue sauce in all the right places, Wright looked up and saw a fire break out next door.

“I was barbecuing, man, and I seen some fire just come out the window, man, and the window busted out,” Wright said excitedly, peppering the conclusion of just about every sentence with the word ‘man’ . Continue reading

Caitlyn Jenner Adult Unisex Costume Timely for Halloween, But LGBT Community Not Amused

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*Now you know it was only a matter of time for this to pop up, right? America will find a way to monetize ANYTHING or, in this case, ANY ONE who has generated any kind of news…or it will die trying.

And Caitlyn (formerly Bruce) Jenner, is no exception.

Inspired by her now infamous Vanity Fair cover, where the 65-year-old former Olympian poses smoldering, in a corset that her sons deemed “too sexy” in one article and Jenner opened up about his longtime fetish for feminine things inside, a new Halloween costume that serves as a replica of the look has emerged. Continue reading

ThisNthat Quickbits: The Hollywood Couple Breakup We Never Saw Coming!

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*Believe me, I stopped everything when this was teased on TV during the evening news. Who? Will and Jada? Brad and Angelina? No matter how busy I get I am just as taken by the relationships in Hollywood as anyone else.

So I waited with bated breath. We had been told this was one we never saw coming. 

It seems like there were more commercials than usual. Damn! Why do they always do this when I decide to be interested.

Finally…

The news report came on about the couple who has been in our face for decades with their scandalous goings on.

Alligator Found Strolling Down the Streets of ‘The Big Apple’ (Watch)

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*Well dang, New Yorker’s are probably known for their “I’ve seen it all” posture.” They are known to be tough, resilient and no-nonsense. But in black-folk-speak: I’ll bet they asses ran like hell when they saw a three-foot alligator strolling across Ninth Avenue and 205th Street in Inwood on Thursday afternoon.

I’ll bet all bets were off like a mo-fo with that tough, I’ve seen it all before exterior.

The reptile was captured and taken to the Animal Care & Control of New York City, but died unexpectedly since then, according to the Associated Press and the New York Daily News. Continue reading

ThisNthat Quickbits: Are We Bananas or Is This One Handsome Gorilla? (Photos & Video)

They call me "Shabani." What's your name sugar?
They call me “Shabani.” What’s your name sugar?

*Hey, we gotta give credit where its due. And who says human males are the only species and sex that can be called fine.

Well they lied.

Take Shabani the gorilla. Japanese women are said to be getting to the zoo to see him by any means necessary.

And its not like he doesn’t realize he’s got their attention. Just look at the photos. After a while he just starts posing for them.

Talk about being ready for your close-up.

The recently discovered “sex symbol?” (their words, not mine) has actually been living at the Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Japan since 2007. But I guess it was only recently that he began to grow into his looks.

Apparently, he’s feelin’ himself too, at least from the looks of the photos and video below. Continue reading

Heinz Ketchup Major ‘Oops’ — Bottle’s QR Code Links to Porn Site

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*If you weren’t careful enough to investigate, you may have thought the iconic brand of ketchup many of us grew up with had changed direction. But that’s not the case, the brand is still on track as regular old ketchup. And Heinz is offering an apology for a snafu with some of their ketchup bottles that still carries an old QR code that now links to an X-rated site, according to CNN Money.

After receiving a complaint from Daniel Korell on Thursday, Heinz couldn’t respond fast enough. Korell alerted the company that when he scanned the code on the ketchup bottle it actually uploaded to a porn site. In his post on the company’s Facebook page, Korell said that the ketchup “is probably not for minors” and added a photo of the spicy hot site. Continue reading

Oops! Did I Say That? … 10 Things that ‘Force You’ to Cuss (If You’re Not Careful!)

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*Warning: Not for the faint-hearted: This article was inspired by all the reasons people are forced, yes forced,  to cuss.

No really, if you think about it, you will realize you didn’t intend to use that derogatory word, but certain “things” got in the way of your good intentions and before you could even edit yourself, out of your mouth came words that would make even your mama blush.

It’s OK, I doubt you’ll be struck down by lightning or sent straight to hell for the mess up. But damn, whether you’re honest enough to admit it or not, I’ll bet you feel a lot better afterwards.

Hee. Hee. Hee. Here’s to the “little devil” in us all!

A humorous look at using bad words. After all, it’s what makes us imperfectly human. 

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ThisNthat Quickbits: 911 Caller Reports Bengal Tiger ‘Just Laying on Truck’

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*The caller seemed relatively calm, considering what he was describing to the 911 operator: “I just came from Lacamas Lake and there’s a couple of guys in a dark truck. It has a Bengal tiger laying beside it…It may be their pet. I don’t know.”

He continued,

“It was wagging its tail and they were rubbing its side,” he said later in the call.

“The more I think about it, it seems pretty dangerous,” the caller added. “At first I thought, well it must be a big stuffed animal and then it started moving and it wasn’t stuffed.” Continue reading