Category Archives: Jokey Jokes

We’re All Petty Thiefs: 7 Small Items You’ve Probably Stolen At Some Point


*Now before you get your dandruff up, nobody’s saying you need to be put in jail. And you probably feel like the tiny, little item(s) you may have forgotten to return wouldn’t be missed anyway. Heck, you can probably even justify why you took the thing and neglected to give it back.

Still, you took it and you didn’t return it. In any language, that’s called theft!

Think I can’t possibly be talking about you? Think again.

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Hilarious: Monkey Takes Selfie & Starts Ownership Copyright Feud

This is an authentic monkey selfie!
This is an authentic monkey selfie!

*Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle! If this don’t beat all! tells the story about the court battle over the rights to a “Simian selfie.”

You heard right.

A photographer apparently went to a jungle and left camera equipment for the monkeys, who actually did take pictures of themselves.

Of course, in the “monetize everything” world that we live in, the argument now becomes, who owns the photos? The photographer whose equipment was used? The monkeys?

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Halt! White House Security Breached By…Wait for It….A Toddler?


*Of all the trespassers that could’ve ended up on the White House lawn, and cause the U. S. Secret Service drama, a toddler was apprehended, after a quick get-away from mom and dad. Apparently the little adventurer had squeezed through the gate, according to NBC News. Continue reading

Awww How Sweet: Birthday Surprise Given By Wife to Husband Goes Viral

Wife gives hubby great birthday pre
Jenn and Gary Hamilton

*Wow! Imagine its your birthday, and people you don’t even know start sending you Twitter and Instagram messages wishing you a “Happy Birthday!” That’s what happened to Jennifer Hamilton’s husband, and all the love blew him away!

Jennifer –aka Jenn– wanted the world to know just how special her hubby is to her; and she decided to give him a birthday present he wouldn’t soon forget. Continue reading

Ever Wanted to Kick the A** Of A Co-worker? New Webseries ‘Confessions of A Witch Bitch’ Feeds the Fantasy


*Have you ever wanted to slap the mess out of your co-worker? What about the boss that makes you wonder why she even hired you because she clearly doesn’t like you? And those women in the office who do nothing but yak, yak, yak behind your back and then turn around and grin in your face?

Don’t you have daydreams about them slicing their finger off with the paper cutter, don’t lie.

If any of the above look familiar to you, you might want to check out “Witch Bitch,” a new web-TV series currently in development. Continue reading

Oh No She Didn’t! Ohio Woman’s ‘Sassy Face’ Mugshot Goes Viral

"Hell no, I won't go!" Woman refuses to leave hotel, but poses for this mugshot that went viral
“Hell no, I won’t go!” Woman refuses to leave hotel, but poses for this mugshot that went viral

Angela Green (Facebook)

If you are this Angela Green, you have been put on notice: Your mugshot has officially gone viral.

Most likely following a great deal of laughter, Ohio’s Wickliffe Police Department posted the image above to their Facebook page over the weekend.

The mugshot was taken shortly after the 34-year-old was arrested Saturday at a Quality Inn, where she, along with 24-year-old Brian Baker, allegedly refused to leave their hotel room, leaving worker’s no alternative but to notify police. Continue reading

Ah Crap! Cameras Catch Mayor of Affluent San Marino Town Throwing Dog Poop

San Marino Mayor Dennis Kneier and neighbor Philip Lao spoke to KTLA about the poop incident on June 10, 2014
San Marino Mayor Dennis Kneier and neighbor Philip Lao spoke to KTLA about the poop incident on June 10, 2014


*Whew, I’m poop’d already.

LOL! Sorry. I’m weak and the opportunity presented itself. I couldn’t resist.

Apparently you can’t throw dog poop just anywhere if you live in the pristine, affluent neighborhood of San Marino.

And you definitely can’t be the Mayor of said city, and be caught on camera doing it.

But if you find that you absolutely must, at the very least, it would probably sit better with the population if you actually had a dog!

As it turns out, the hoopla that dogged (pun intended) one Southern California politician was too much for him to bear and officials now confirm he has stepped down, according to NBC News.

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Like Chicken Wings? Like Jewelry? Here’s A Gold-Plated Necklace With Your Name On It!

chicken bone necklace

*Are you a true chicken lover? I mean of the ridiculous kind. Do you love chicken so much that even after all the meat is gone, you find yourself sucking on the bones?

If this scenario adequately describes you, listen up. Because the creators must’ve had you in mind when they came up with the ludicrous idea to make jewelry out of real chicken wing bones.

14-carat gold chicken wing bones to be exact. Continue reading