For The Ladies? Meet LICKI, a Silicone Brush For Your Pussy (Cat)

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*I always marvel at the inventiveness of the human mind. Just think about all of the incredible inventions we’ve come up with.

The wheel.

And then, employing two of them, the bicycle! Then, with four, the automobile!

The human mind has devised a way to fly!  To send images across the world and display those images on a flat screen that can hang on your wall!

The telephone! The mobile phone! The microwave!

But listen up, my darlings, NOTHING that we’ve invented over the centuries can trump LICKI, a giant silicone tongue you can use to lick your pu**y.

As Missy Elliot said on @JanetJackson’s 2015 album, “kitty cat meow meow meow meow MEOW!”

Janet Jackson with longtime beau Jermaine Dupri

Ladies, don’t get TOO excited. I’m talking “pussy” as in a REAL, FELINE cat.

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While cat licking may only appeal to a small subset of the population, consider this:

“Cats groom each other as a form of social bonding,” Jason O’Mara of PDX Pet Design said in a statement. “There’s also evidence to suggest that cats view and treat their human captors as large cats. As a human, you’re left out of the intimate licking ritual. At best, you have a one-sided licking relationship with your cat.”

Don’t downplay that, Mr. O’Mara. I know many ladies who have a one-sided licking relationship with their cat. Frankly, I always liked it that way with my ex-wife.

Kitty cat meow meow meow meow meow!

Evidently, I’m not the only one that’s excited by kitty licking. LICKI’s Kickstarter campaign has already surpassed it’s $36,500 goal (by almost $10,000!) and the campaign still has days to go.  Brushes are scheduled to be in mouths and on pussies next January.  

I’d think that’s a long time for your pussy to wait to be licked, but patience IS a virtue.  

The brush’s Kickstarter page reads “Have you ever wanted to lick your cat? Now you can. Without the furballs.”

The term “Fur balls” connotes a whole different kind of licking. Not that I’m opposed to that — I like it, in fact — but it’s a completely different game.  Trust me.

Maybe I should develop a brush of some type for fur(ry) balls.

While I’m doing the research on that, I’ll say it one more time:

Kitty cat meow meow meow meow MEOW!!

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This blog was written by the lick-friendly freelancer Michael P Coleman.  Follow him on Twitter.  

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