Ok, sir. Yes, sir. Whatever-the-f*ck-you-say-SIR!
Authorities there had been on the lookout for the serpent, and had advised residents to keep a close watch out for small children and pets, as they’d originally thought the snake was a fugitive flesh-constricting and consuming python.
The snake was spotted last weekend slithering calmly across a highway in Dickeyville, Wisconsin. Their report claimed it was “as long as the width of both lanes of traffic.”
Now, a picture snapped by a resident has helped authorities confirm that the snake is a bull snake, a constrictor that’s native to the area.
That said, Sheriff Nate Dreckman has advised anyone who sees the snake to “just leave it alone.” ‘
My folks always taught me to respect Mother Nature AND law enforcement, so I say…
OK, SIR. YES,SIR. WHATEVERTHEFUCKYOUSAY, SIR!!!!