*Don’t you dare laugh!
You know its always the person giving you such admonishment who is probably sitting at home, sipping on a cranberry and vodka, typing and LAUGHING!!!
But I digress.
A self-proclaimed ‘former playa’ named Ken Mack says he has met the woman of his dreams. And he has fallen so hard, he wrote a plea on the GoFundMe page he created, hoping anybody with a heart will help a brotha out. And look at him, pictured above. He’s got that “I’m serious this time” swagger.
“I meet a beautiful young lady and I feel if I don’t make her an honest women and wife here quick she may not become whole so I’m asking for help with an ENGAGEMENT RING.”
Former Playa that’s hanging up his player shoes.”
Well, it sounds more like he believes he’s doing her a favor or something. And what’s with the whole “make her an honest woman” crap?
I must admit, I NEVER understood that one.
What makes a man thing the woman wasn’t honest before she met him? Or that she will be more honest since she has met him? (SMH).
There I go AGAIN…DIGRESSING.
Anyway, the Mack man had hoped to raise $5,000 with his poetic prose…Let’s just hope she has better grammar!
But we will never know because as soon as it hit the Internet, and folks got wind of it, they did exactly what I did…LAUGHED THEIR ASSES OFF!
Embarrassed as hell, poor guy had no recourse but to take the page down.
I swear, as soon as I stop laughing, I’m going to write an open letter of apology.
‘Cause I feel real bad.
But Ken let me leave you with this, brother. There are no mistakes. It’s probably best that you took the request of GoFundMe because these days, the men (hell, women too) who contributed would probably think your woman was THEIR woman too…since they helped with the ring and all.
Jus’ sayin’. And there ain’t nuthin honest about a woman like that!