*Admit it, no matter how good a writer might be, some of the stuff that we type for your information might cause you to think, “No way did that happen!”
Such is the cray-cray world we live in.
So what if I told you that a 73-year-old man was pulled over on a routine traffic stop in Seattle. The policeman, a young, Caucasian cop, strolls up to the car (he said he was only going to give the driver a warning!), and lo and behold, he sees the man trying to snort a line of cocaine…RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!!!
This is how it went down word for word.
Officer: Do you know why I’m stopping you?
Driver: I have no idea.
Officer: Can I see your drivers license.
Driver gives it to him.
Officer: OK. Stay in the vehicle and I’ll see you in a minute.
Officer walks away. Returns about a minute later.
Officer (at drivers window): What’s in your left hand?
Officer: Show me your left hand…Waiting…What is that?
Officer: Are you kidding? You’re about to snort coke on the side of the road?
Driver (Feigning surprise): No!
Officer: Really! What was it?
Officer: (Sounds like he’s trying to keep a straight face) I’m watching you do it!!!
Driver: It was nothing. I’ve got some vitamin pills that I take.
Officer: That’s not a vitamin.
Driver (Acting like he, too, is surprised) I know!
The officer makes the man step out of the car.
Officer (Obviously shocked at the audacity and foolishness of this man) What would possess you to do that on a traffic stop with a police officer right behind you. I just don’t understand.
Now, be warned, the man’s response is a real LOL moment.
Driver: I don’t understand either. Then says something inaudible before saying: I’ve never had a traffic ticket.
Officer (pointing in the direction of the squad car): I just saw that. I was going to come up and give you a warning.
And the video ends there. Like I said, don’t take my word for it. Some of the strangest stuff has to be SEEN to be believed. So it is my pleasure to show you the video below! I trust you will learn a lesson or two, yes?