Wait! Seriously? Plastic Surgeons Say ‘Designer Vaginas’ Are ‘on the Rise’


*And here I am just trying to get the eyeglass marks on my nose erased. That’s so last week. What the hell was I thinking? Apparently, women who are unsatisfied with the size and shape of their vajayjay are doing something about it.

According to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery (ASAPS), there has been an increase in the number of women who have chosen to reconstruct their honey pot.

This, to the tune of 49% over a one year period.

Dr. Jennifer Walden, a spokesperson for ASAPS, says labiaplasty is “one of the most popular cosmetic procedures in women.”

Where the hell have I been?

And lets not even talk about wrapping your brain around the fact that women scrutinize their coochie so closely that they even think about “customizing” it!

The procedure is performed on the labia surrounding the vagina to change its size and shape.  Another common procedure is vaginoplasty. It tightens a vagina that has lost elasticity often because of childbirth or age.

My very African American face is surely red now.

And guess what they say is driving this desire to customize your who-who?

Selfies. Especially for women in the porn industry.

Dr. Walden says, “Some women have a real issue with contouring when wearing tight jeans and yoga pants. They want to look and appear sleeker in that area. An enlarged labia can have a real impact on a woman’s sex life.”

Who knew? Did you? Is NOTHING sacred?

And how much do they charge for this, er, “customization?”

Prepare to dish out $6,000 to $8,000 for Labiaplasty. 

Something tells me the women who seek this surgery ain’t got no problems with the cost.

Lord have mercy, I hope my child doesn’t see this!!!


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