*What you are looking at in the photo above is police arresting the mother of a 3-year-old Oklahoma boy, who took over the wheel of a pickup truck when his alcohol-laden (read: ridiculously drunk) mom could no longer operate the vehicle and fell out.
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I was being paid a million dollars, folks.
On Thursday, police say a kid actually steered a pickup truck across a four-lane highway…safely. And they confirm an arrest of the child’s 33-year-old mother, Taloa Foster, was made and she was charged with child endangerment after suspicion of driving drunk.
Foster was arrested by the Oklahoma Highway Patrol on Wednesday after witnesses saw her tumble out of her pickup truck on a rural highway near Ada, located about 80 miles (130 km) southeast of Oklahoma City, police said.
Picture this: The woman’s 3-year-old twins were in the truck, when one of them stood up on the seat behind the wheel, and steered the truck about three blocks across four lanes of highway before crashing into an embankment, they said.
I mean, who taught this kid how to drive…He’s 3!!!
And the mother actually attempted to justify her actions by telling the officers her son had unbuckled his seat belt and she fell out while trying to buckle him back in.
Oh girl…the same son that DROVE THE TRUCK AFTER YOU FELL OUT?
Thankfully, even with the crash into the embankment, the children suffered no injuries, according to the police.