Sarah Palin: “…I’m the Queen of England”


*Who keeps giving Sarah “You can see Russia from my house!” Palin an open mic???

I hesitated to even fill you in on this, as we continue to extend the former Alaska governor and vice presidential nominee’s 15 minutes of fame, which was 14 minutes and 59 seconds longer than it should have been in the first place.  But this one takes the proverbial cake.

This time around, Palin’s taking aim at Ahmed Mohamed, the ninth grader who brought a homemade clock made from a pencil box to school and got arrested, because the clock could have been a bomb, the Huffington Post reports.

“Yep, believing that’s a clock in a school pencil box is like believing Barack Obama is ruling over the most transparent administration in history,” Palin wrote in a Facebook post. “Right. That’s a clock, and I’m the Queen of England.”

Palin called Mohamed an “obstinate-answering student” and compared the incident to others in which students have been suspended.

“Friends, consider kids disciplined and / or kicked out of school for bringing squirt guns to school or taking bites out of a pop tart until is resembled (to some politically correct yahoo) a gun,” Palin wrote. “Or the student out deer hunting with his dad early one morning who forgot he had a box of ammo in his truck when he parked in the school’s lot later that day. Whereas Ahmed Muhammad, an evidently obstinate-answering student bringing in a homemade ‘clock’ that obviously could be seen by conscientious teachers as a dangerous wired-up bomb-looking contraption…gets invited to the White House.”

In this case, police say they knew that the clock wasn’t a bomb, but they arrested him anyway.

Even Palin’s daughter got into the act, criticizing President Obama for inviting the teen to the White House.

“By the way,” Palin preached, “President Obama’s practice of jumping in cases prematurely to interject himself as the cool savior, wanting so badly to attache himself to the issue-of-the-day, got old years ago.”

If THAT’S not the crazy-assed Alaskan pot calling the kettle black, I don’t know what is.

“Remember him accusing police officers doing their job as ‘acting stupid’”, Palin continued, “claiming if he had a son, he’d look like Trayvon Martin; claiming he needed to know who was at fault in an industrial accident so he’d ‘know who’s a** to kick; etc., etc. Those actions are about as presidential as his selfie stick.”

I can think of a place where Palin could put a selfie stick.  And “looking presidential”.  THAT’s something that she knows a lot about. Hopefully Donald Trump will see the pep in her step and name her as his running mate for 2016.  That’ll give Hillary or WHOEVER the White House for sure!  

This blog was written by professional tweeter and freelancer Michael P Coleman.

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