Donald Trump Resurfaces as Sex Toy (A Butt-Plug to Boot!)

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*Be honest: How many times have you yelled at the TV, “Donald Trump kiss my ass!”

Well now he can…Sort of.

Thanks to a creative Florida artist named Fernando Sosa, Trump has been memorialized as a butt plug. And believe me, you’ll know it him because not only does it have his face, it also has his puckered lips and that ugly, trademark comb-over.

Now that’s something even your butt might reject!

“I wanted to do something insulting,” the 31-year-old Sosa told The Huffington Post. “I like the mental picture of his face going into people’s asses.”

Brilliant!

Sosa was apparently motivated by recent comments from the mogul against Mexico and Mexican immigrants. With a straight face he remarked, “They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists,” he said after launching his presidential campaign.

Sosa, who used a 3D printer to get Trump’s hair to set up just right says, “The technology requires a certain thickness and texture on the hair, so duplicating his thin, see-through comb-over was tough,” he said.

The product should do well. And Sosa is already preparing future versions of it that will include accessories such as a snap-on toupee. We hear it will also be enhanced with a piece of sh** uh, fake poop that will fit nice n snug on that noggin.

If you’re a Donald Trump hater (and we know there’s plenty out there), this is the toy for you! It retails at $27.99.

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