*Man! Are you kidding me right now? I just caught up to “bae” now I’ve got to deal with “Thot?” “Cattin” and “FuFu.”
Lawd have mercy.
If there’s a teenager around your house the weird new language I’m talking about is not so new to you.
But that doesn’t mean you know what they’re talking about.
So now “junior” and “Miss thang” don’t have to stroll off and hold their private conversation in the hall closet, or the bathroom, or even their bedroom. Shoot, they can be sitting right there on the couch — next to you — and you STILL won’t know what they’re talking about.
It’s teen language (there’s probably a term for it too, but its not here so, I’ll just call it slang.
And it appears that is the whole point. There’s a new language in town, and it was designed to make you feel like you are an old, ancient, piece of dust.
Or is it just me?