*I so wanted to write a different headline for this, but luckily, I thought against it.
But I will say this, for those folks walking around thinking bigger is better, think again.
A Nigerian woman has filed divorce papers on account of not being able to handle the size of her husbands’ huge penis, according to Nigerian media reports.
And get this, the couple had only been married a week.
From the sound of things they must have waited. I mean, apparently it was a surprise to her.
Aisha Dannupawa is a housewife and mother of three. She went into a Sharia court and requested the dissolution of her marriage to Ali Maizinari because she could not work with his large member.
It is a tradition in some parts of Africa that a wife must first live with the husbands parents; before settling into a home with her husband. It was when they came together for the first time that the trauma began.
“When he came, [to the home I presume] we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his penis was too big,” she told the court, according to Nigeria’s Tribune.
When she complained to her mother about the awful experience, she was given medication.
“I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,’’ she said to Nigerian media.
According to Dannupawa, when the couple tried again, with no new results because the sex was “too much to bear” they knew that no drug could help with that part of their marriage.
Mr. well-endowed did not challenge or deny the accusation. And said he was willing to dissolve the marriage if his dowry and money spent during the courtship was paid back.
I wonder if she’s ever heard Ri-Ri’s, “B*tch Better Have My Money.”
Just thinking out loud. As you were.