Good Lord! Grandma Is a Centerfold!

Grandma is a centerfold

*Yep, she is. Somebody done told grandma she’s fine, and she actually believed it. Hey, nothing wrong with that. There are a lot of good looking grandma’s out there, but let’s keep it real, we don’t expect to see 80 and 90 year old women posing as centerfolds in a calendar. Well that’s a visual you no longer have to imagine because it happened at an assisted living facility in Ohio, and the elderly women did it for charity.

Wearing little more than a green top hat, at 88, Miss March resides at the Pleasant Pointe Assisted Living facility and she is photographed with two women in their 90s who seem to be playing poker with strategically placed oversize cards (pictured above) while smoking a cigar.

As you flip to February you witness Dottie Rutter, smiling broadly while soaking in a bubble bath with flower petals, chocolates and lingerie strewn nearby.

And who says 87 can’t look sexy? Rutter is the same age as the youngest of three models standing in the cover photo, with their bare feet and shoulders peeking out from behind a banner that advertises the Barberton facility and the affiliated Pleasant View Health Care Center.

It reads: “Pleasant View, Pleasant Pointe.”

I know there’s a subliminal message in there somewhere. You’ve got to be damn near 90 to understand it, though.

Another granny in the calendar is covered only by a large exercise ball.

According to what Teresa Morris, an administrator at the facility,  told The Akron Beacon Journal, the women were clearly having fun the morning the photos were taken.

“The residents were like 20-year-olds — giggling, and having the time of their lives,” Morris said. “I do not believe the elderly should just sit around staring at each other. I want a fun environment where I challenge them and they challenge me.”

I’ve got a question for ya: where were the men?

The calendars are being sold for $12 and the money will go towards a fund that provides shoes for children in the local schools in the city of Barberton.

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