*Those of us seasoned enough to remember, might recall the theme song from the 1974-75 television series “Get Christie Love.” The TV show starred a foxy and sassy undercover agent, played by Teresa Graves. Well, the Kristy Love who is the subject of this story is basically saying, she wishes she could “get got!” because the 36 year old adult massage therapist, who comes with an eye dropping 48NNN bra cup told TLC’s Strange Love that despite her attempts to find a man, she can find no one to love her.
At least no one she’d want.
As a masseuse Kristy earns upwards of $1000 a day ‘squishing’ and ‘smothering’ men with her ample breasts, but was compelled to turn to The Learning Chanel’s hit reality show ‘Strange Love,’ in an attempt to change up her luck and find herself a man.
In other words, the woman says in an upcoming episode: ‘I’m looking for true love.’
‘Someone who I love, and who loves me. My boobies do not need to be alone, it’s time for them to find a man.’
If you are wondering if Kristy’s “assets” are real, wonder no more. They are. In fact, she says her breasts started to develop at age eight. And she admits to feeling ‘embarrassed‘ and ‘ashamed’ and would wear multiple bras to keep them under wraps.
Her breasts weigh a compelling 15.8 pounds each (uh-huh, she has weighed them) and they do come with unavoidable hazards, especially when it comes to being in the kitchen:
‘Sometimes they get in the pot, sometimes they get in the pan, sometimes they get caught on the burner.’
But on the upside, Kristy admits her bosom comes in handy for even mundane things. For example, if she doesn’t have a handbag, she can wedge her perfume, cell phone, and car keys (and of course her ID) between her breasts.
Although Kristy says she is on the hunt for a man who will love her for her and not just for her twins, in her line of work – where they are a big part of “the act” it may be difficult for any man to look beyond “the sex object factor.” Especially since she jiggles them proudly as she speaks, and shows them off in an array of low-cut blouses.
According to an interview with The Mirror in 2013, Kristy makes an much as $1,300 daily, treating clients to the ‘Happy Man Works’, which involves ‘squishing’ and ‘smothering‘ them with her breasts.
Some clients even enjoy ‘being hit over the head’ with them, or have her glide over their bodies covered in oil.
‘I have to keep an eye out when I’m squashing someone,‘ she explained. ‘I look at their feet and their fingers to make sure there is still movement there and they’re still breathing.’
But Kristy does know about the risks. In fact, she was told by doctors her 320# weight leaves her vulnerable to high blood pressure and heart disease.
Big breasts run in her family: her eldest sister had her breasts reduced from a 52NN to an H-cup. But Kristy, who says her relatives are ‘totally against’ her work and think its ‘immoral’ – is proud that her breasts are the largest.
After you watch Kristy in the video below, I’d love to hear your comments. After you finish shaking your head, that is.