How Would You Like Your Coffee? ‘Preferably Mouse-Free Thank You’

mouse in mcdonalds cup

*Hey, I’ll be the first person to raise a brow at this accusation, but nevertheless, its a claim one Canadian man made against a Fredericton, New Brunswick, McDonald’s in that country.

Haven’t you heard Mickey Dee’s has the best coffee ever? Apparently, Ron Morais did too. He told the CBC that he was nearly at the bottom of his cup, when he decided to take the lid off and gulp the rest of it down – but stopped short because “there was a little bit of a surprise in my coffee cup. It was a dead mouse.”

Oh god. Hold on. I think I’m gonna be sick!

And to top that off, Morais said there was also some mouse poop.

For those as suspicious as I am…or was…welcome to Morais’ coworker, Brad Patterson’s world. According to the Times Colonist, he told the CBC he would have thought his friend was lying if he hadn’t “been there and seen Ron drink all that coffee down to the last drop.”

Are you wondering how the person who poured this unfortunate man’s beverage could’ve missed A MOUSE at the bottom of the cup? Then again, I wonder what went on between him and the barista prior to the drink being poured…

“We are continuing to investigate this isolated incident and have reached out to the customer to obtain the product sample,” McDonald’s Canada said in a statement.

In other words dude, they want the rat!

Morais has probably been getting a lot of hits from folks saying his story is a hoax, but he swears its not. He even adds that he doesn’t plan to sue McDonald’s.

Homeboy probably should get himself checked out at a hospital though. Rodent poop can transmit a host of terrible illnesses.

Hopefully, McDonald’s will pay for his checkup.


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