Oh Crap: Woman Swears Poop Fell From Plane, Splattered All Over Her Car (What would you do?)


*Don’t look up! And if you do, keep your mouth closed ’cause according to one woman, it’s raining poop.

No joke. Karen Bass in New Zealand is pissed. She swears her home and silver car now have clumps of human waste on them; which she says came from a passing airplane. Apparently, her home is in the path of planes flying to the Auckland International Airport.

“When I walked out of my door this morning and I saw it, I thought ‘an aeroplane s*** on us,'” Mrs. Bass said.

“You open the door and it smells like s***. I’m absolutely disgusted at the moment. The amount of c*** everywhere is horrendous.”

Mrs. Bass “absolutely” believes that the brown clumps, which she could’ve easily stepped on because it is also in her footpath, is human excrement and she has collected a sample which she plans to get independently tested.

“There’s no way it’s bird or animal poo, it’s horrible. I’m sure it’s human. What else could it be with huge clumps like that?

“It honestly smells like s*** out there. I came back in and my stomach was turning, thinking what it could be.”

Though Mrs. Bass, who was napping when the plane flew over her home, says she can’t identify which airline to hold responsible, a spokeswoman from Airways New Zealand told the Herald on Sunday that “it’s not something we would know about”.

Crappiest flight EVER!
Crappiest flight EVER!


The woman said her call to complain to Airways NZ was “fobbed off”. Aviation expert Peter Clarke said it was “very, very rare” for an aircraft to dump effluent.

“All big commercial aircraft contain all waste products, especially from toilets.

“The only waste product that can possibly leave the aircraft is when they vent away some of the fluids from the galleys, just water,” said Mr. Clarke.

He added that the poop on Mrs. Bass’ home could be one of several things, including bird droppings, but admitted that “nothing is impossible”.

How in the world do you fight something like this? What would YOU do?

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