Have You Heard the Gospel From the Stripper’s Pole?! (Video)

Minister Nipples with today's word.
Minister Nipples with today’s word.

Most churches tell us that all our welcome in the house of the Lord.  But those of you who might be questionable or have a unique doctrine that you follow and want others to follow, stay at home and preach from your dining room table.

One woman’s ministry is going viral on YouTube.  We’re not certain if she’s a minister, but this morning she had nearly 350,000 hits!  As soon as you see her, you’ll know why she’s so popular!  But you’ll also quickly conclude that her core audience must be male.  The first words out of her mouth are:

“Thank you so much for tuning in today to the gospel from the stripper’s pole.”

That’s right!  You saw and heard it right…THE STRIPPER’S POLE!  Strippers have a word to offer too.  The only problem is you might not hear much of what they have to say over their booties clappin’.  It’s kinda hard to thumb through your bible with a hand full of singles too.

But if her husband sets up a camera for her and makes sure her nipples accent her dress just right, someone might get the word…from the stripper’s pole.  And today, the word is on the forked tongue.  I must admit that I didn’t hear much of the ministry, but I do know she said we should take “accountability for what we say” and that this word “pricked” her because she used to be guilty of cutting people with her “sharp tongue.”

Check her out for yourself and tell us what you heard.  You might find it hard to hear anything she’s saying.  This is actually a great scientific question, “Can your ears hear when your eyes are intensely focused?”  Go ahead and take our test! And wait a minute…is that a piercing?

-J.C. Brooks


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