Bizarro News: Man’s Penis Stolen While He Sleeps?!

Fei Lin, 41, slept as thieves severed his penis.

The Lorena Bobbitt story is infamous for the diabolical nature of her crime.  Everyone, even women, cringe at the thought of what she did to her husband.  Not only did she chop off his penis, but she drove down the road and threw it in a field.  John Bobbitt knew immediately that she had cut him, so how could someone NOT KNOW that kind of butchery happened to them?

Police in east China’s Zhejiang province report that a man’s penis was stolen while he slept. Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, told police that he was asleep when thieves came busting into his room and put a bag over his head, the Huffington Post reported from CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.

“They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off,” Lin said. “I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone.”

Authorities believe that Lin was a ladies’ man and was spreading his penis thin anyway.  They believe that the men associated with the women Lin has been “seeing” thought Lin would be less threatening to their relationships if he didn’t have anything to attract the women’s desire.  But Lin denies the allegations and wants his penis back.

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