Has anyone caught a repo in action? To say it can get ugly is an understatement. The folks come up with the craziest stories about why they didn’t pay and even try to bribe the repo man to buy them more time. But, don’t take our word for it, cable TV has put cameras on these real-life incidents.
Jennifer Lopez is the executive producer of a repo show called “South Beach Tow”. It’s a family-owned towing and repossession business that has internal struggles between co-workers, the family and most of all the folks whose cars are towed and/or repossessed.
One important member of the tow team () has had some anger management issues. Nonetheless, she should be called The Closer because she gets the job done. Her name is Bernice…and she does not play…as one fool found out.
Bernice’s partner is a big guy, but he was taken down by a guy half his size when they tried to repossess his car. He broke out with some Bruce Lee-like maneuvers and launched into lightning quick cartwheels and back flips, then went in for the kill. But once he dropped Bernice’s partner, SHE went in the trunk! Well, on a tow truck it’s more like a steel tool box.
The rest is whistling birds floating around the karate master’s head! Afterwards, Bernice said:
“I don’t do Karate, I do Ka-razy! I’ll fuck a bitch up!”
AND SHE DID! Then she goes and picks her partner up off the ground and he gets back in the truck and says, “I thought you had my back!” To which she answered:
“I was your back up! Didn’t yo ass get ‘back up’ after I knocked his ass down?!”
Check her out!