Man with Largest Penis on Record Stopped by TSA for Possible Weapon

Jonah Falcon, 41, has largest penis on record and was stopped by TSA for possibly packing something lethal in his pants.

We’ve heard women say to men, “Is that a (you name the weapon) or are you just glad to see me?”  But there is one guy out there that may need to be asked if he’s carrying extra luggage in his under carriage.

Jonah Falcon, 41, of New York, was accused by TSA for trying to strategically pack a serious weapon in his jeans.   He was packin’, but only his 9-inch penis that is 13.5 inches when erect. But TSA wasn’t taking any chances as they frisked Falcon’s weapon of mass destruction. TSA had to make sure they pat him down before he went another further in San Francisco International Airport, July 9.

He told Huffington Post:

“I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time,” said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. “One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.'”

One of those female “Magic Mike” fans was probably in line saying, “Likely story! Get over here!”  This incident brings Mo’Nique’s frisk of Richard T. Jones to mind in the hilarious, but ridiculous, Soul Plane.

Falcon tried to assure agents that it was, well, we’ll let him say it:

“I said, ‘It’s my dick,'” Falcon said. “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

Read more of the story here.

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