Man Arrested for Defiling Teddy Bear in Alley

Charles Marshall, 29, gets arrested for the fourth time for indecent exposure while sexing teddy bear in an alley.

The craziness of the world is evolving each and every day to what appears to be unfathomable levels.  As young boys come through puberty, they find different ways to satisfy their pubescent urges, so to speak.  But men should be past that stage and all of the towels and other fluffy objects in the house are safe.

Charles Marshall was caught in an alley by health clinic employees sexing his teddy bear, according to the Huffington Post via the Smoking Gun.  He has been accused of having sex with his teddy bear on more than one occasion.  This is the fourth time he’s been caught being “indecent” in public with his fluffy.Why he wants everyone to know about himself and his plush significant other is indeed cause for worry.

“Plushafilia” is a term that explains this condition, but then someone has to explain to us how this gets started in the first place.  Are we going to have to stop giving our children stuffed animals now?

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-J.C. Brooks

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