The world is upside down as we are seeing black men eat people left and right. ¬†They are blaming the Miami zombie that ate the homeless man’s face off on an LSD mixed drug called “Bath Salts.” ¬†But what fresh hell is this in Maryland, where a student ate his roommate?
Alexander Kinyua, 21, WAS an electrical engineering student at Morgan State University until recently when he confessed to police that he stabbed and killed his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, 37. ¬†But he didn’t stop there. ¬†He then dismembered and ate the man’s heart and parts of his brain.
Kinyua’s brother, Jarrod Kinyua, ¬†made the grisly discovery of a man’s hands and head in metal tins in the main level of the men’s town home in Joppa, Maryland. ¬†Agyei-Kodie had been missing for a week. ¬†The cannibal student’s father Antony Kinyua, turned in his son when he¬†discovered¬†him cleaning up behind the horrific deed in the basement, according to the Daily Mail.
But the insanity doesn’t stop there. ¬†Wayne Carter, 43, of Hackensack, New Jersey, stabbed himself in the neck, stomach, and legs, then ripped his intestines from his own body and threw them at police, according to the Huffington Post. ¬†What the what?!
Is this some kind of government experiments gone wrong? ¬†Maybe that explains the CDC’s Office of Public Health and Preparedness satirical Zombie Preparedness report last year. ¬†They knew that this would be coming down the pike. ¬†We have to make some sort of sense of this or else we’ll go nuts too! ¬†Please! Share what you know about zombies and why all of this is happening while we read the CDC instructions.