Man Gets Naked in Theatre Full Of Children

Edward L. Brown, 34, streaked naked through a movie theatre full of children.

Could you imagine being out with your kid and some strange, hollow mouth individual strides through the theater in nothing but his birthday suit.  Everyone in the theatre should’ve been more sickened by his face not his waist.

According to 5 NBC Chicago, the man walked into an already playing “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked”, butt-butterball naked!  How much of a looney tunes is this guy exactly?  No report on that so far, but Edward L. Brown, 34, exposed to himself to nearly 100 adults and children and took a seat in the front row of the theatre.

The theatre rules must change!  If you have to be 18 years old to get into an R-rated movie, then you should have to give a copy of your I.D. and sign a disclosure statement  for admittance into a G or PG-rated movie; especially if you show up without a kid. 

Brown is obviously a disturbed individual.  Had he bolted from the theatre, police may have not arrested him before he did something even worse.  With our disclosure statement and I.D.  requirement, we can cut back on fools like this one.  Are you with me?  Check out the full report here.

-J.C. Brooks

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