Once again, the freaks come out at…day! The Walmart paparazzi has caught them too. Our prayer is that all of the sickening images you will see here are not taken at the same Walmart. If so, it would be great if the paparazzi would let us know, so we could avoid that one.
There must be something about Walmart that brings out the ultimate comfort in a person. They are surrounded by everything they want, from electronics to Brillo pads, at their lowest prices and some kind of chemical is released in the brain. It is obvious that whatever chemical it is, it’s powerful. It renders the subject invisible, but only in their mind. Check them out and tell us if we’re lying.
-J.C. Brooks
This is called the Top of Denial and they do not sell these at Walmart.
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- This is called the Top of Denial and they do not sell these at Walmart.
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- A true multi-tasking Walmarter. They must live on the west coast or deep south to pull this one off.
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- Please caption this for me.
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- Walmart crack!
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- Goldilocks fell out of a book on aisle 5.
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- Walmart hoarder.
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- Even gay men got to say “What the hell?” But wait! This guy may not even be gay.
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- Even gay men got to say, “What the hell?”
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- Moose loose on 9!!!
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- Is their really pants on this woman? Your husband is WRONG for letting you come out like that!
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- Is this one of Dolemite’s girls?
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- She is just shopping between shows with the Universoul Circus. Hurry up girly! The show can’t get started without you!
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- The person she is with is just wrong! Tell yo mama she needs a diaper boy! sheesh!
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- Does he know his cheeks (and God knows what else) are danglin’ ?
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- Is this a leotard, girdle, onesie…WHAT THE %$#@!!!
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- Please Lord! Say this person just lost their pants and they are trying to pull them back up.
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- Please say this is NOT the tooth fairy picking up toothbrushes for all the little children.
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- This dude has to get better caretakers….quick!
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- Leopard loose on aisle 8!! And it looks like she’ll be easy to catch!
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- I hope razors…maybe a lawnmower, are a part of their items.
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- He thinks he’s Zeus or something. What’s going on here? That hairdo is a departure from reality. Let that strain of hair go. The rest is balding.
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