There are so many jokes, slights, stabs, and jokes on LeBron James not taking home the ring he thought he would when he exited the Cleveland Cavaliers plantation. It was a certainty that he had made a great move when the letter from the Cavs owner was published and read throughout the nation. He came very close to saying “N-word! Get your ass back over here!” The letter was comparable to a warning from a mob boss threatening your life because he will never say he’ll kill you, but by the time you get to the end of the note, you’re certain you might wanna watch your back.
LeBron and the rest of the Miami Heat can still hold their heads high after their loss to the Dallas Mavericks. This was Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh, and LeBron James first year playing together and, after massive controversy of the combination, they took it straight to the championship. NOW! After saying all of that, have you seen this photo before? This is absolutely crazy! If you’re not a Lord of the Rings fan, LeBron is Gollum. The man whose life is completely overcome by the quest for the coveted ring of power. Dirk Nowitzki is the man who would be king. Very funny.
And what’s the point of LeBron as one of the Basketball Wives? There are a slew of jokes out there. Let it end here.