There has got to be an employer out there that is looking for someone with the type of credentials this guy has. The smart guy that put this thing together cannot be serious about finding a job. He’s one of those guys, as the old folks say, who look all day for a job and hopes he never finds it.
This resume is completely opposite of what anyone should show an employer. But one thing the employer might give “Eric” credit for is his wit. Once they read this resume, what once was a grueling process of reading resume after resume becomes amusing and makes them forget they are in the middle of finding the perfect candidate.