Apparently, black men could very easily be the “little green man” of myth that are blamed for the unexplainable disappearance of items in the house. Every time there’s a crime of any sort, someone is able to locate the nearest black male to take the fall for the crime. This story trumps all the others though. Whenever a nun is willing to lose her soul to implicate a black man to cover up for her own indiscretions, we are realllllllllllly in trouble.
According to the New York Daily News, the nun, Mary Turcotte, 26, told police that this hulking 6’4″, 250 pound black man, raped her. He allegedly had knocked her out and dragged her through the streets leaving her in a snow bank with her panties down and her breasts exposed. The police had the same question we did: “No one saw that?!” Again…… C’MON SON!
And to make matters worse, she’s not even a real nun. She belongs to some religious order where a “defrocked Catholic priest” ordained himself Pope over the Apostles of Infinite Love convent and moved into some Amityville Horror looking house to have all the “nuns” he wants. But wait till you read what realllllllly happened here. Okay! Okay! I’ll tell you a little bit, a bodega worker and the nun…….