HEAVEN OR HELL
While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator was
tragically hit by a car and died.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
”Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it
seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts,
you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.” Continue reading
Philadelphia’s director of public housing took a leave of absence from his duties back in August to clear up some personal matters of his own. Allegedly, he had to go home and grab up his belongings because his home was going into foreclosure. But, it appears that he wasn’t being as forthright as the city thought; his stories began to unravel. Continue reading
Paul Simon, Chris Rock and Tracy Morgan give a hilarious musical tribute on Comedy Central's "Night of Too Many Stars"
This month, Comedy Central ran their benefit show “Night of Too Many Stars” that benefits “autistic education.” It’s billed as an “overbooked” concert which may explain why Chris Rock and Tracy Morgan ended up in a duet that looked like something off of American Idol’s reject reel. Continue reading
The media and now Sarah Palin are creating a dust storm about recent rumors of Palin running for the Oval office. Hopefully this presidential buzz won’t build momentum toward the White House. But for right now, it is the wicked chatter of the hour and Palin is in support of it.
The unflappable, ultra-conservative, backwoods Jane of Alaska told Entertainment Tonight that she is ready to run if “there’s nobody else to do it?” or she’s ready for Continue reading
New York gubernatorial candidate Jimmy McMillan action figure
Jimmy McMillan has been getting a lot of airplay for his independent party of “The Rent is Too Damn High”, but now he’s on the map with the heavyweights. He’s just received his own action figure. No bullhorn is included, but surely you will be able to get accessories later. They may come out next week. Continue reading
- Al Reynolds
Al Reynolds is the tea party candidate for the Illinois’ senate seat…oops! WAS the candidate. He came to sit and discuss the issues during a forum co-sponsored by the League of Women Voters and the Champaign County NAACP last week and out of nowhere says, “Black men just wanna sell drugs!” (loosely translated)
An unidentified young black woman served as moderator and posed the question of how they as senators would address the lack of diversity in the Illinois school system. Initially, it seemed he would say something smart, but the tea party in him would prevent him from following through with that. Continue reading
FBI investigating Farooque's home in Ashburn, Va.
A young man in D.C. thought that he was working with his beloved al-Qaida when he was working diligently to find ways to bomb D.C.’s metro system. The man was so sincere in his compliance with the terrorist organization that he offered money to help with the “cause.”
But, the members of al-Qaida that 34-year-old Farooque Ahmed, who is from Pakistan, thought he was working for were really FBI operatives that had been Continue reading
Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, shook baby to death.
Facebook has a lot of games that you can play and a lot of people find them intriguing. They dress up people, they manage a farm, they start their own mafia and do their very own American Top Model like game, but it’s a bunch of nothing. It’s just mindless stuff that might help someone wind down or they’re so caught up in the game they can’t do anything else. Continue reading