JP Morgan and Others Halt 50,000 Foreclosures

It appears that all of you that have experienced a foreclosure better get your paperwork together for review.  It’s finally happened.  Big banks are being held accountable for their actions; their shady actions.  JP Morgan Chase has been caught not reviewing their documents before sending down a foreclosure, but they’re not alone.  There are others that have been caught sleeping on the job and now 50,000 foreclosures over at JP’s is coming to a halt. For instance, the Associated Press reported that GMAC employee Jeffrey Stephan said “he signed 10,000 documents a month without personally verifying the mortgage information.” Continue reading

50 Cent Tweets Men Should Eat Pu**y!

That damn 50 Cent sure knows how to keep the money flowing his way via controversy. According to the Huffington Post, 50 tweeted about his love of oral sex.  The tweet said, “If you a man and your over 25 and you don’t eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol.”  Now you know if 50’s fan base was getting low, he just gained at least a million more women in his fan club. Continue reading

Fisher Price Recalls Millions of Products

Fisher Price has succumbed to the punk ass parent that Bernie Mac (God rest his soul) often referred to in his jokes…and of course the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) that the punk ass parents complain to.  The complaint from CPSC’s head parent in charge (or Chairman), Inez Tenenbaum, said manufacturers need to make sure their products are safe before they hit shelves. But then she also gave Fisher-Price a pat on the back for “taking the right steps by agreeing to these recalls and offering consumers free repairs or replacement,” according to the Associated Press. Continue reading

Gulf Oil Spill Leaves Behind Cancer Causing Agents

From April 20 to July 15, the BP oil spill dumped millions of gallons of oil into the Gulf. The residuals are in the form of massive levels of polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs), with some of them containing cancer causing agents or carcinogens.  It hasn’t been completely confirmed whether the agents have been found in the wildlife, but blue crab larvae had a mixture of dispersant and oil in its shell.  So the chemicals they used to break up the oil is the same chemical that could be found in our food. Continue reading

Freshmen Jumps Off Bridge After Gay Sex Goes Live

This suicide will set a precedent in Internet and/or technology use law for some time to come.  The young man that killed himself, allegedly jumped from the George Washington bridge because a night he had with another young man was streamed on the Internet thanks to a webcam his roommate set up.

According to the NY Times, the Rutgers freshman, Tyler Clementi, 18, left a note on his Facebook page the day he committed suicide saying, “Jumping off the gw bridge sorry.” Continue reading

Jokey Joke: Mike Tyson and Wayne Brady Do ‘Every Little Step I Take’

 

This video is going to have you crackin’ up if you pay any attention to Mike Tyson. That dude has an excellent sense of humor.  First, he’s in The Hangover, now he’s doing joke reels on Funny or Die.  The next thing you know, he’ll be in the ring again…for charity or somethin’. That damn Wayne Brady probably talked him into it.  Dave Chappelle has rubbed off on him. Continue reading

Video: Australia’s Next Top Model Flub

The “oops” that happened on Australia’s Next Top Model was something you might expect on any live competition.  But, this would be the first time it’s happened…that we know about.  The competition was going along pretty good until they announced the winner, then the name is called. The women hug. A solemn moment.  Thank you’s to the fans from both of the contestants left standing.  Then boom! Bombshell dropped and the host is left holding the …wrong bag. Continue reading

Facebook and Skype Join Forces?

Oprah has the whole world using Skype, so Facebook said why don’t we get in on it.  The word on the web streets according to AllThingsD, they are now considering a venture where all your communication goes down LIVE with all those you love.  The popular streamer, Skype, will stand to gain 500 million new customers.  Facebook will probably gain another 100 million customers with this deal and Mark Zuckerberg will be laughing like a villain…bwwwwaaahhhahahahahahahahha! Continue reading