Dishin’ Dirt on Trina, Mathew Knowles, Ray J and more…

What’s up y’all?!  Did you miss me?  Here is the dirt…

Word on the street is that Puff Daddy wants Simon Cowell’s job.  Initially I didn’t have a problem with Puffy getting the job but this is the SAME dude that called Nikki Minaj one of the “great ones,” comparing her to the greatest rappers that ever lived.  After further thought it dawned on me that this was the same dude who “discovered” Total AND Ma$e.  That said, I think he would be out of his element judging a talent contest.  Yeah, yeah, I know.  Y’all are thinking “didn’t he discover Biggie and Mary J?”  Technically, he didn’t.  They were just part of the deal when he got the boot from Uptown.

Side Bar-I can’t even front, Puffy’s “gift” is marketing.  Anytime a dude can make Biggie’s black azz (RIP) a sex symbol, he deserves his props.  I’m just sayin’…

If you wanna look and smell like the rapper Trina, it won’t be hard come next month.  According to my peeps, Trina has a new cosmetics line out.  The new line, “Amazin” will feature lip wear, false eyelashes and both of her fragrances, “Diamond Princess and Diamond Doll.”

Side Bar-Sorry y’all, although I love me some Trina (shhhhhh…don’t tell nobody), I just cannot see myself rolling up in a dept. store asking for some dayum “Amazin” lip glass and lashes.  I’m just sayin’, can WE use proper English while in public?  Leave the ebonics for place like my blog and around the way.  Nuff said…

Shut the front DOE!  Willie Norwood, you are the father!  The web is a powerful thing…especially if you put all of your business out on front street via reality (FAKE) television.  AN-T-WAY, word has it that Willie Norwood has an illegitimate son by the name of Danyelle Brown.  Danyelle, who was born in 1975, claims to be Willie’s eldest child but Willie has denied him for all of his life.  According to a video I found while surfing the web, Danyelle, has a webseries documenting the journey that will ultimately prove that Willie Norwood is his father.

Side Bar-After watching this video, there is no doubt in my mind that Willie Norwood is this dude’s father.  This dude is a low budget Ray J.  Scary…

Speaking of reality (fake) television, I must say that after watching the entire season of “Basketball Wives” (where no one is really a wife except for Shaunie and Jennifer), I look at Shaunie in a COMPLETELY different light.  I’ll just say this, you can give a girl a ton of money but the ghetto ain’t going no where.   Nuff said…

Side Bar-Is it just me or do ALL the wives, girlfriends, baby mamas, jump offs, etc. (except Royce), look like dudes?  Maaaaaan, Jennifer and Evelyn both look and sound like a couple of trannies.  I ain’t judgin’ their men…or ex man in Evelyn’s case…but DAYUM!  Those heifers look HARD…and not in a good way.  Nuff said…

Last but not least, word on the street is that Juanita Bynum and Mathew Knowles are a couple!  When I heard that tomfoolery this morning, I damn near choked on my apple juice.  Personally, I believe that it’s just a rumor because Mathew just signed Juanita as a client.  I ain’t trippin’ but what is Matt gonna be managing?  Her preaching engagements?  I can hear it now, “Naw Juanita, you can’t preach there.  They only have 3,000 members.  Let’s hold out and see if we get a call from Creflo.  I hear he pays more.”  I’m just sayin’…

Side Bar-On the real, Juanita needs to “git somewhere and sat down” until she hires a new makeup artist ‘cause that pastel pink, up against that dark skin is NOT sexy.  Nuff said…

That’s all the dirt for now.  Holla back at your girl…

Peace,

Sony

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