This is going to sound absolutely ridiculous, but here it goes anyway. A Florida woman, Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, thought it be nice to show up on her date with a nice clean….ummmm…”area” before meeting her boyfriend in Key West, so she thought she’d take care of it while driving. If that isn’t strange enough, her ex-husband held the wheel while she got busy with the razor.
And yes…the plot thickens. The two thought they could hit someone and keep it moving. Well the “moving” violation got them brought up on charges for a whole host of things. According to the local NBC affiliate, channel 2 news, the two crash dummies switched seats to make it look like he was driving. But, the airbag burns on his chest told another story.
Can anyone answer the question as to why the ex-husband was in the car to go on a date with his ex-wife who was meeting someone else? Okay, okay, we’re off track. According to Channel 2, police threw the book at her for “driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.”
You would think that she wouldn’t want to bring attention to herself with all of that going against her. But, Ms. Barnes is a rebel without a cause! She is going to do it her way or no way at all. Because, believe it or not, she had yet ANOTHER little secret she brought to the table. Read here to be further amazed.