Fat Saves Woman from Bullet

Samantha Lynn Frazier, 35

This is pure-dee ridiculous, but we have to weigh in.  If you haven’t heard, fat doesn’t save lives.  But, in Samantha Lynn Frazier’s case, you might be able to understand why she feels differently.  She was out minding her own business getting drinks first thing in the morning at an Atlantic City bar and lo and behold, someone else was up to no good.  According to MSNBC, as she walked into Herman’s bar a man opened fire and she heard the shots, but she didn’t realize she was the one hit.

The fat around her abdomen took the hit like a bulletproof vest.  The gunman was acually shooting at another man in the bar that fled the scene.  She felt herself and her hand was wet with blood. Frazier, 35, had been hit.  But the wall of fat surrounding her abdomen, also known as a ‘love handle’, was there to break the impact of the bullet. 

Ms. Frazier explained that she long complained about being overweight, but now that her fat showed her it’s worth and utility, well, all diets are off!  Ms. Frazier told AP, “I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.” 

So! It appears that she is well on her way to building on her fat suit.  Wow.  Don’t you wonder what her super hero name will be?  Read here for the adventures of FAT GIRL!

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