Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity?!

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OK, now that we have your attention, this would be a good time to let you in on a little internet viral thingy going around. You see, the story below was written as satire but of course some folks just don’t get it and believe it’s real. Duh.

So in the interest of humor, er, satire, here’s the news item that says what Al Sharpton didn’t say. But it’s funny, though.

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

OK, now you know what he DIDN’T say about Tiger. Click HERE and you can find out what he IS saying about Tiger. And it’s quite funny, too.

15 thoughts on “Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity?!”

  1. What will you like ppl to do cry about it?

    I say LOL over all this BS! Nothing none of us can say or do that will matter it is what it is so LMFAO!

  2. First of all Tiger won’t admit to be being black. That’s nothing new. For Al to say “Lack of diversity” who the hell is he? Let’s be for real, Tiger cheated on his wife. The fact that there weren’t any black women listed, does not mean he didn’t get with them. Unlike these media whores, they may not want the exposure. Cheating on your spouse is wrong, in every sense of the word. Screw what Al said, and focus on the fact that Tiger’s marriage is over.

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  5. [email protected] yeah right there with you. I only been playing for three years, but I think I’ve been trhuogh a lot in terms of learning about the game. I used to practice so much and try to perfect my swing. Despite all the practices and time I put into game, my score was just stop at around 80. I was like okay I guess I’m not good at this game and pretty much stopped practicing. I just went out to chip and put from time to time. Guess what my score is so much better than before. Yeah you gotta enjoy.

  6. It’s 2013 and I still hate Al Sharpton and what he, Jesse Jackson, Martin, and the rest of those civil rights activists stood for. All those marches, protests, and boycotts destroyed black people’s economic base. Anyway, its just like Al to say that Tiger should’ve had some black women mistresses. Him, Jesse, and Martin not only had mistresses but prostitutes also. I believe it was the CIA who bugged a motel room of Martin’s where he had two prostitutes in there and a third whore was in another room waiting on Martin. Wonder how many people back then knew that Martin of all people solicited prostitutes. And they were very fond of white women. Just like Tiger. Obviously, there wasn’t any racism amongst those black men and white women. If you ask me, it seems as though group sex and orgies were very popular during the sixties.

    Al Sharpton and his wife are now divorced or at least seperated. Recently, I saw a pic of Al w/ his gf. A chick 23 years younger than him. Al resembles a crackhead in drag or a cartoon character. He looks a hot mess.

    I guess it didn’t dawn on Al that infidelity breaks up relationships, families, and marriages. And it effects people other than the couple. So is Al saying that its okay to break-up/destroy marriages? He’s not saying to cheat on a wife but what’s the purpose of a mistress? Its to cheat, Al, you phony hypocrite. I would call you something else, but I’ll wait.

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