OK, now that we have your attention, this would be a good time to let you in on a little internet viral thingy going around. You see, the story below was written as satire but of course some folks just don’t get it and believe it’s real. Duh.
So in the interest of humor, er, satire, here’s the news item that says what Al Sharpton didn’t say. But it’s funny, though.
The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.
“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”
Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.
Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”
OK, now you know what he DIDN’T say about Tiger. Click HERE and you can find out what he IS saying about Tiger. And it’s quite funny, too.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:49 am
The funny part is 2010 is the year of the Tiger someone needs to make a calendar with the girls and sell them! LMAO!
December 16th, 2009 at 11:40 am
That was NOT funny!!
December 16th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Ya your right ! But its a money maker!
December 16th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
I agree LadyGaGa not (((funny))) not funny @ all ugh!!!
December 16th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
What will you like ppl to do cry about it?
I say LOL over all this BS! Nothing none of us can say or do that will matter it is what it is so LMFAO!
December 17th, 2009 at 10:05 am
First of all Tiger won’t admit to be being black. That’s nothing new. For Al to say “Lack of diversity” who the hell is he? Let’s be for real, Tiger cheated on his wife. The fact that there weren’t any black women listed, does not mean he didn’t get with them. Unlike these media whores, they may not want the exposure. Cheating on your spouse is wrong, in every sense of the word. Screw what Al said, and focus on the fact that Tiger’s marriage is over.
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