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What’s up y’all?  Here is the dirt…

Latin Grammy Award Winning, Mexican rocker ALEJANDRA GUZMAN darn near killed herself tryin’ to get what black women have been trying to get rid of for years.  According to my peeps, Alejandra went to the doctor to get butt injections and instead came out with an infection.  Come to find out the “doctor” who performed the procedure wasn’t even a doctor.  That fool only had a H.S. diploma … from Mexico.  Nuff said…

Kim Zociak and Big Papa have broken it off again and bro wants his Bentley back.  This time it is because Kim caught him cheating on her with another woman … who happened to be a friend of hers.  Maybe it’s me but since when can a man who is married to someone else be cheating on you?  I’m just sayin’, what do you say when you meet his wife, “Girrrrrl yo’ man is cheatin’ on all three of us”?  Nuff said…

Lady GaGa done bounced back from the Kanye tour cancellation fiasco.  The Lady has set new dates and will be going on the road with Kid Cudi.  Can we say GREAT CHOICE?!

Fred Durst done filed for divorce from his wife after ONE MONTH of marriage.  According to my sources, they got married in July and divorced in August.  Talk about a quickie.  Which probably explains why he is the front man for a group called Limp Bizkit.  I’m just sayin’…

When the heck will Dennis Rodman ever learn?!  The Rod-Man is under investigation for reaching up a models dress inappropriately at a party.  I just wanna know when it’s appropriate to reach up someone’s dress but that is a question for another time.  AN-T-WAY, the alleged incident took place early Thursday morning at Miami’s Rock Fashion Week after party.  I just hope the model had her tetanus shot.  Ugh…

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of California signed the Donda West bill earlier this week.  The new law will protect people who aren’t physically fit from undergoing cosmetic surgery.  According to Kanye, they are pushing the bill in IL, NY and OK.

Last but not least, is Lamar Odom really a DAYUM FOOL?!!  According to my sources, Lamar and Khloe have FINALLY agreed on the terms of the prenup.  Lamar will pay Khloe a certain amount of money for every year the marriage lasts.  He will also set up a joint account with her that will pay all of their bills and expenses while they are together.  I guess it ain’t trickin’ if ya got it.  Nuff said…

Side Bar-All of my fellow gold diggers out there need to learn from the Khloe Kardashian handbook about the art of making a rich joker marry AND cake you.  Nuff said…

That’s all the dirt for now.  Holla back at your girl …

Peace,

Sony