Jokey Joke: MEN!

One day my housework-challenged

husband decided 
  

to wash his Sweatshirt. 
  

Seconds after he stepped into the

laundry room, 
  

he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I

use on the

washing machine?’ 
  

‘It depends,’ I replied. 
  

‘What does it say on your shirt?’ 
  

He yelled back, ‘ OHIO STATE ! ‘ 
  

And they say

blondes are dumb…. 
  

 

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A couple is lying

in bed. The man says, 
 

‘I am going to make

you the happiest woman in the

world…’ 


 

 

The woman replies,

‘I’ll miss you…….. 
 

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‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes

today,’Jack says as he stepped out of

the shower, ‘honey, what do you think

the neighbors would think if I mowed

the lawn like this?’ 

‘Probably that I married you for your

money,’ she replied. 

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Q: What do you call an intelligent,

good looking, sensitive man? 

A: A rumor 

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Dear Lord, 

I pray for Wisdom to understand my

man; Love to forgive him; and Patience

for his moods.  Because, Lord, if I pray

for Strength, 

I’ll beat him to death. 

AMEN 

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Q: Why do little boys whine? 

A: They are practicing to be men. 

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed

man? 

A: Trustworthy.. 

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Q: What does it mean when a man is

in your bed gasping  for breath and

calling your name? 

A: You did not hold the pillow down

long enough. 

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Q: Why do men whistle when they 

are sitting on the toilet? 

A: It helps them remember which end

to wipe.. 

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Q: How do you keep your husband

from reading your e-mail? 

A: Rename the e-mail folder

‘Instruction Manuals’

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