Jokey Joke: MEN!

One day my housework-challenged

husband decided 

to wash his Sweatshirt. 

Seconds after he stepped into the

laundry room, 

he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I

use on the

washing machine?’ 

‘It depends,’ I replied. 

‘What does it say on your shirt?’ 

He yelled back, ‘ OHIO STATE ! ‘ 

And they say

blondes are dumb…. 


A couple is lying

in bed. The man says, 

‘I am going to make

you the happiest woman in the




The woman replies,

‘I’ll miss you…….. 


‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes

today,’Jack says as he stepped out of

the shower, ‘honey, what do you think

the neighbors would think if I mowed

the lawn like this?’ 

‘Probably that I married you for your

money,’ she replied. 


Q: What do you call an intelligent,

good looking, sensitive man? 

A: A rumor 


Dear Lord, 

I pray for Wisdom to understand my

man; Love to forgive him; and Patience

for his moods.  Because, Lord, if I pray

for Strength, 

I’ll beat him to death. 



Q: Why do little boys whine? 

A: They are practicing to be men. 


Q: What do you call a handcuffed


A: Trustworthy.. 


Q: What does it mean when a man is

in your bed gasping  for breath and

calling your name? 

A: You did not hold the pillow down

long enough. 


Q: Why do men whistle when they 

are sitting on the toilet? 

A: It helps them remember which end

to wipe.. 


Q: How do you keep your husband

from reading your e-mail? 

A: Rename the e-mail folder

‘Instruction Manuals’

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