Michael Jordan Building ‘Walmart’ Size Home


Michael Jordan is moving to Jupiter, Fl., but that’s not far away enough for jealous neighbors.  They’re already complaining that his home is way too big and that he’s just “showing off.”

The home is nearly 38,000 square feet and has 11 bedrooms … to start!  The home will be completed near his favorite pasttime since leaving basketball…golf. 

Ever since his ex-wife Juanita took his palace in Illinois during the priciest divorce of all time he’s needed someplace to stay.  This is his way of saying to her, you didn’t take everything!  I still got a couple dollars left.  He has something to prove … to her.  Obviously,  his neighbors don’t understand that.

But, here he comes to their community living in a house three times the size of theirs and they are pouting.

They are checking all over the place already to see if he’s violating any codes or something they can stop construction with, but it’s well within code and he’s probably going to retire there.

Check out more of the details here.

10 thoughts on “Michael Jordan Building ‘Walmart’ Size Home”

  1. He’s building a Walmart sized home to go with Walmart sized ego. But I don’t know if it can hold all the self-absorbed jealousy of his new neighbors. I mean, who cares? He’s one of the richest athletes of all time so it’s not like it’s a surprise.

  2. Its’ his money, be can build whatever he wants and whatever size he wants. It wouldn’t be a problem if he was Caucasian. You go Michael and give those haters hell.

  3. Jordon is a prime example, of when the white man swaps your brain for your talent, you are of absolutely no use to your ppl, or your community. His value system is right down there with the gutter. He’s been trying not to be “black” for soooo long, but green, so Michael J may have been the greatest basketball player, but I’d never teach any of my children to be like Mike. A self absorbant absentee negro. no thanks.

  4. MJ’s new home is 38000 sq feet and his old home is 25000 sq feet. His ex wife does not live in that old home. she lives in down town Chicago. Both of their names remain on the old home. I think that is going to be kept as a family home.

    MJ has every right to build his dream home just like Oprah, bill Gates and most rich people do.

  5. Michael Jordan is building a Walmart sized home because he’s got it like that, and i’m sure he’s going to keep it full of horny ass white women who want their backs banged in by a big tall rich black man. I ain’t mad at him he’s living the american dream and has access to all the white p***y he wants so continue hating on him.

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  7. i install natural slate roofs. i bid on mj’s new home but like the rest of the mcmansions in bears club it went out to the lowest bidder. i have freinds who are working at that house right now who say you have to sign some serious waivers before even entering the gate of that property saying that you won’t ” look at mj if you see him, won’t try to talk to him and even won’t tell anyone who’s house you’re working on”! i mainly work for celebrities and billionaires and have never heard of such vanity. just who does this guy think he is?!? i’m not aware of any other talent he posesses other than being good at sports in the past. i would have never signed those waivers if i got that job. God is going to have much stronger judgement on folks like him, there’s no reason whatsoever for me to treat him like he’s not human. you guys can be impressed all you want but i can assure you God is not impresses with his earthly hoarding of wealth.

  8. btw mr. “baller” coudn’t even afford to use real slate on his roof, he went with plastic instead! there’s american new money for ya!anyway his walmart sized house is actually a lot like walmart. i know working class folks who know the difference between stone and plastic.

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