A lot of us are probably Walmart shoppers, but once you see this, you will no longer refer to yourself as a Walmart shopper, but someone who frequently shops at Walmart. Hell! Once you see this, you might switch to Target. Brace yourself:
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- I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.
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- WTF???– no one is alarmed! Oh well, another life of stupidity and humiliation readily truncated.
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- Nice purse and heels! Now, on to the depilatory department …
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- Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up?? Naw, must be a member of the Rainbow Coalition.
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- I think I just sharted.
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- Double take, yes stare at it, no one could figure out what this was….Is that a flattened soccer ball? A map of the solar system? The structure of a sub-atomic particle? Inter-galactic thong? A tattoo?
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- I have absolutely no idea what to say … other than, “You REALLY don’t want to see the front!”
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