Dishin’ Dirt on Michael Vick, Beyonce and Michael Phelps…

What’s up y’all?!  Here is the DIRT…

Reggie "Tip Toe" Bush
Reggie "Tip Toe" Bush

The “side-piece” speaks!  The chick Reggie cheated on Kim with FINALLY spoke out.  She “implied” that Reggie belongs to the “tip toe” club!  Please tell me that y’all done heard of the “tip toe” club.  For those of you who don’t know, the “tip toe” club is the club that all the dudes who have to stand on the tip of their toes to use the bathroom belong to.  Check out the audio.  Nuff said…

Side Bar-Dang!  I guess nobody’s perfect…

Kourtney Kardashian
Kourtney Kardashian

Speaking of the Kardashian sisters, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant!!  When she made the official announcement to E! News she didn’t tell anyone who the father was.  Wellllll yesterday she was on the “Today Show” promoting her new show “Kourtney and Khloe’ Take Miami” and she announced that her “baby daddy” was Scott Disick.  Congrats to mama and papa!  I’m guessin’ that the “Hills” get down just like the “Hood.”  Nuff said…

Mike Phelps
Mike Phelps

Speaking of “Hood” white folks, it appears that Michael Phelps was in a car wreck in Baltimore Thursday night.  According to my sources Mike ran a red light and hit the car in front of him.  When folks realized who he was they started taking pictures of him and Mike allegedly flipped out and ordered Rodney n’ nem to delete the photos.

Mike Phelps
Mike Phelps

Side Bar-That’s how you know Mike is “hood.”  Anytime that joker can snap on bystanders in Baltimore and ain’t catch one…y’all know he is straight ghetto.  Nuff said…

Vick
Vick

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!  Michael Vick has FINALLY been picked up by an NFL team.  According to Vick’s agent, Mike inked a two year deal with the Philadelphia Eagles!  Can you tell that I’m happy for him?!

Mike Vick
Mike Vick

Side Bar-I hope they win the Superbowl.  Need I say more…

T-Boz
T-Boz

This ain’t got nuffin’ to do with nuffin’ but did anyone catch T-Boz on the Real Housewives of Atlanta last night?  If not, please know that her hair looked a HOT, NAPPY, FRIZZY, BLOND mess!!

T-Boz
T-Boz

Side Bar-T-Boz if you are out there please call Carol!  Last I heard Escape (now Vibez) is still open over there on Metropolitan.  Your head is a slap azz mess!  Nuff said…

Beyonce
Beyonce

Rumor has it that Beyonce will be getting it on with a chick in an upcoming film titled “Tipping the Velvet”.  And the Oscar goes to…

Beyonce
Beyonce

Side Bar-Jay done turned that silly chile OWWWWWWWWT.  Poor baby…

That’s all the dirt for now.  Holla back at your girl…you can find me on Facebook and Twitter.  Get yo’ “Inspector Gadget” on.

Peace,

Sony

7 thoughts on “Dishin’ Dirt on Michael Vick, Beyonce and Michael Phelps…”

  1. I usually love your comments, they are always entertaining and funny. But WTH is with this HOT<NAPPY<BLONDE,MESS, it is these types of words that continue to be a negative slur against Black Hair. Tho T-Boz needs to let go of the nauseating blonde, to use the word Nappy as a negative connotation all in the same sentence certainly shows your disdain for your own self. (if indeed you are black). Here we go again promoting our own self hate, ok the sistas’ head piece may been wore out, but stop using that “nappy” word to indicate its the worst thing ever. You’d never use that same word with a Kardashian, or even a Beyonce would you? Because they got some good “wannabe” hair don’t they, and obviously self hating don’t apply to them. Get in the 21st century sister, and stop negating our hair.

  2. Hey Roots! Thanks for reading and taking the time to post a comment. First of all I want to say that I am natural…and have been for years. My hair is “nappy” and their is NOTHING wrong with nappy hair. However, when I used the word “nappy” I wanted you guys to get a visual as to what her hair looked like. Had Kim K or Bey (who I’ve talked about MANY times) rocked a straight, blond, frizzy mess…I would have said it just like that. Whenever I am describing something, I want you guys to get a visual. Again thanks for reading and expressing your concerns. MUAH!

    Much Love,
    Sony

  3. Hey Sony! How do I get to you on Facebook!! LOL Ive been a proud nappy since ’05. I knew what u meant gyrlll. Enjoy ur wkend.

  4. Blessings Sony, thanku for your reply, and i know in the vortex of journalism you just doing yo thang. But when reading this it can come off another way. I in no way mean to offend you or your writing, but was concerned with the nappy statement. Glad to know you are happy to be nappy tho, it is the anthem truly!

    nappy since 1993…
    ~roots

  5. Michael Vick hasn’t done much of a good job as an Eagle. Bot another season’s right around the corner.

    I’m unable to comprehend the “tip toe” club.

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