Dishin’ Dirt on D. Wade, Eve, Gabrielle Union, NeYo and more…

What’s up y’all?!  Here is the dirt…

NeYo
NeYo

Oh no!!  Not NeYo too!!  According to my sources, NeYo was scheduled to perform no less than five songs at Mercy nightclub in London last Sunday but that did not happen.  In addition to performing, NeYo was scheduled to do a meet and greet with the VIP guests but that didn’t happen either.  According to my sources, NeYo arrived at the club around 2AM, performed ONE song and BOUNCED!  The nightclub has promised to refund all monies to club goers that paid to see NeYo.

Need to sleep in a hat...eh hem...I mean, NeYo
Need to sleep in a hat...eh hem...I mean, NeYoSide Bar-Now y'all know I love me some NeYo, but I gotta call'em like I see'em. NeYo if you are out there, please know that just because Jamie Foxx complimented you on performing that MJ joint at the BET Awards, you cannot be goin' all "Hollywood" on folks. Keep it up and they ain't gonna be checkin' for yo' azz no mo'. Nuff said...Eve and SwizzThis ain't got nuffin' to do with nuffin' but WHY was Eve getting tatted by Swizz Beats?Akon

Speaking of dudes who get their swerve on…Akon is accused of trying to dodge child support payments.  According to my sources, a chick in Cali made a baby with Akon, paternity was established and Akon ain’t made nah child support payments.  The unnamed chick is demanding money NOW, but Akon’s camp is claiming that paternity was just established a lil’ over 30 days ago and he hasn’t been given the chance to make payments.  Okay, I’ adlibbing a lil’ bit but here was the statement from Akon’s camp…

“Akon has taken responsibility and has been extremely cooperative and proactive in handling this private matter. Paternity was only established just over 30 days ago. Since the case was filed outside of Georgia jurisdiction, where he is a legal resident, Akon is currently in the process of engaging counsel in California and will continue to handle this matter in a timely manner “.

Meanwhile, home girl and baby Akon have to wait until he engages counsel in Cali before they can buy diapers and milk.  I’m just sayin’…

NAS and Kelis
NAS and Kelis

NAS has spoken!  Rapper NAS has finally released a statement about his pending divorce and unborn child.  According to NAS, he don’t make the money that Kelis thinks he does.  Like I told y’all yesterday, NAS ain’t got Jay-Z money!  An-T-way, Kelis thinks that NAS got $11 Mil for his album deal but NAS has produced legal paperwork that says he only got somewhere around $4 Mil.  He also gave a list of his monthly expenses and this fool pays 10K a month in clothing, hair and toiletries.  Talk about metrosexual!!  NAS has agreed to pay Kelis $350 for a stroller, $450 for a baby sling and $1,598 for two cribs.

Nas and Kelis
Nas and Kelis

Side Bar-I mean really, who in the HELL would pay $450 for a baby sling?  Not only that, who in the hell spends 10K a month in TOILETRIES??  Somebody slap NAS and Kelis azzez with a Suze Orman book!  Nuff said…

D. Wade, Gabby and Alonzo
D. Wade, Gabby and Alonzo

Speaking of men who leave their wives shortly after she has their baby…D. Wade and Gabby the “jump off” are FINALLY out!  The two were spotted at Alonzo Mourning’s “Summer Groove Charity Benefit” together…as a couple for those of you that need clarity on the nature of their relationship.  The only words of advice I have for them both is, “if he/ she will do it with you, they will do it to you.”  D. Wade, if you know like I know, you had best be strapping up.  When it’s that easy, sumtin’ is usually wrong with it.

Gabby
Gabby

Side Bar-For those of you who think that I am calling Gabby a whore…you’re right.  I am.  Nuff said…

A-Rod and Kate Hudson
A-Rod and Kate Hudson

Speaking of man whore’s, rumor has it that A-Rod and Kate Hudson have been creeping.  If Kate knows like the rest of us do, she had best be making that man whore wear THREE condoms!  Y’all know he is the male “superhead” of Hollyweird these days.  I’m just sayin’…

That’s all the dirt for now.  Holla back at your girl…

Peace,

Sony

3 thoughts on “Dishin’ Dirt on D. Wade, Eve, Gabrielle Union, NeYo and more…”

  1. Why doesn’t Ne-Yo just shave his entire head instead of having that modified BoZo thing going on, it’s not like his receding hairline will come back. Better watch out Gabby Union will be after YOU next, you know how you evil black blogger are the bain of her existence—I guess you all should not be reporting nothing but butterflies and flowers when it comes to Ms. Union. BTW at least Black Bloggers keep her name in print, other than that the only place you would see her name would be on the liner notes of straight to DVD movies….

  2. Black people please get youselves together. We are showing the kids the wrong side of life. “Nuff Said” Great Info Sony!!!!!

  3. You actually make it appear really easy with your presentation however I in finding this matter to be really something that I believe I would never understand. It kind of feels too complicated and extremely huge for me. I’m having a look ahead in your subsequent put up, I’ll try to get the hang of it!

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