Jokey Joke?: Master Card Wedding…Priceless!

 

 Disclaimer:  This is an e-mail.  We have posted it in our JOKEY JOKE section of our site because it is a joke, as are all things that are posted in this section of our site.  No part of this e-mail was written or constructed in any way by our staff.  Again! This is an e-mail JOKE that has circulated the Internet for some time.  Thank you.

Master Card Wedding

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You got to love this guy…
This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University …
It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding…

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He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.

 

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Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy
of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, ‘F—you!’ Then he turned
to his bride and said, ‘ F— you!’

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
‘I’m outta here.’

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride’s and best man’s reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard ‘priceless’
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone’s face
when they see the 8×10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money
can’t buy, for everything else
there’s MASTERCARD

 

 

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9 thoughts on “Jokey Joke?: Master Card Wedding…Priceless!”

  1. This story about the cheating wife is an Urban Legend. http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

    Check your sources before you cannibalize something off the Net and post it as your own. While you’re at it, clean up your language and stop using that tired Ebonics syntax as a means to pass yourself off as “real”. Using incorrect grammar does not make you legit.

  2. This story is a fake,Urban Legend. It has been circulating on the internet since 1995. You should know it is a fake when no names or locations are listed to verify authenticity. Additionally, the “Leno” reference is similiar to the Urban Legends about Tommy Hilfiger being asked to leave Oprah’s show after he supposedly made comments about not wanting Blacks to wear his clothing. This type of shabby reporting affects your credibility.

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