Dishin’ Dirt on Tony Rock, LisaRaye, Kelis and more…

What’s up y’all?!  Here is the dirt…

Tony Rock
Tony Rock

Tony Rock done dropped the “bytch” bomb and LisaRaye in the same sentence.  During his performance at the Improv last week an audience member yelled on the stage, “Hey Tony what ever happened to your TV show “All of Us?”  Tony said “What happened? Oh I’ma keep it real…that bitch LisaRaye…That bitch LisaRaye got married to that fake prince dude from that Island and decided that she didn’t want to do the show no more. She just said fuck the rest of us. Then dude cheated on her, beat her ass and now their divorced! I’m telling y’all karma is real…”

Michael and LisaRaye Misick
Michael and LisaRaye Misick

Side Bar-I love me some LisaRaye but let’s keep it real.  Y’all know she went Hollywood when she married that dude.  Tony ain’t bit mo’ lyin’ than that fake prince dude was about his financial status.  Nuff said…

Nas and Kelis
Nas and Kelis

As much as I love NAS, I hate to believe that he is a dead beat dad.  I can totally believe that he is an azz…but never a dead beat father.  According to TMZ, Kelis claims that Nas has left her BROKE, without a dime for prenatal care or anything to assist her in getting what’s needed for her impending birth.  Check out the article here.

Kelis
Kelis

Side Bar-Okay, I believe that Nas should pay Kelis spousal support but this crazy heifer asked they judge to order him to give her $20K for strollers, a crib and other baby supplies.  Kelis if you are out there…pawn the bling ’cause “brokeazzness” is SO not cute.  Nuff said…

Mike and Nicole
Mike and Nicole

Michael Strahan and Nicole Murphy are getting MARRIED!!  Can y’all believe that foolishness?!  According to my sources, Mike proposed in the Bahamas over the weekend and like a dummy, she said YES!!  Congrats to the crazy couple!  They deserve errrry bit of each other.

Mike and Nicole
Mike and Nicole

Side Bar-Class is in session.  Ladies please know that if a dude puts a lojack on your car and videotapes you without your knowledge, he is crazy.  Ain’t nuffin’ cute about a joker trying to beat you down.  Nuff said!

Drake
Drake

Why is everybody calling Drake the new Saviour of Hip Hop?  Please stop.  Contrary to urban belief, Drake is NOT the saviour of Hip Hip and Hip Hop is not dead.  There are a TON of good artists out there, but we choose to make Lil Wayne a rap icon instead of Common.  Nuff said…

Rihanna and Teyanna Taylor
Rihanna and Teyanna Taylor

Since when do all lil’ black girls with Chris Brown look like Rihanna??!  According to my sources, TMZ seems to think that R&B Singer Teyanna Taylor looks like Rihanna.  Y’all do the math.  Check it out here.

Beyonce
Beyonce

Speaking of the women in Jay’s life, have y’all heard that new Beyonce joint “Ego?”  I have to admit that the song is catchy but I find it to be a tad bit raunchy.  I thought it was a Lil’ Kim video until I saw the big “south of the border” blonde hair.  Check it out here.

That’s all the dirt for now.  Holla back at your girl…

Peace,

Sony

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